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A Shiny New Pan For Jerry [MultiFormat]
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Jerry's life hasn't been going well, but just when he thinks things can't get any worse ... they do. This is not a true story. It's not about the author's own life. It just seems that way. (Published: 1990)
Words: 4792 - Reading Time: 13-19 min.
Category: Humor
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Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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In the late 21st Century, A body is found in the headquarters of the world's largest fast food franchise, Barto Burger, creators of the world's first completely cloned hamburger. The president of the company, Gansheng Barto, has apparently eaten himself to death on his own burgers. Is it really suicide, or is it murder by burger. It's time to bring in Boston Jonson, crime consultant extraordinaire, to use his unorthodox mixture of Zen, insults, and hula hula shirts to unravel a startling mystery... more info>> (Published: 2008)
Words: 46400 - Reading Time: 132-185 min.
Category: Mystery/Crime/Suspense/Thriller
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Boston Jonson In Murder By Coffee [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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When a nasty little plague of people turning into stone in coffee shops around the city threatens the bottom line of the Coffee Cartels and their highly addictive designer coffees, investigative consultant, Boston Jonson, is tossed into a world where everyone is out to either admire him or kill him, a world of annoying weirdoes who are probably better off turned into stone. (Published: 2011)
Words: 22864 - Reading Time: 65-91 min.
Category: Fantasy/Mystery/Crime
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Downstream [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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On a hot sunny summer afternoon in a canoe stocked with beer and mystery, a man and a woman learn that all paths eventually cross ... downstream. This one started off as one of the world's first email short stories. (Published: 1998)
Words: 1582 - Reading Time: 4-6 min.
Category: Mainstream/Humor
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eMarketing Tools for Writers, 2nd Edition [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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eMarketing Tools for Writers, 2nd Edition gets you right into promoting your books using free to inexpensive online tools. In easy-to-understand language, you'll learn how to use state-of-the-art Internet technologies such as RSS news feeds, podcasts, Internet radio, and blogs. You'll learn how to use forums, ezines and free media release services to market your books. Every tool is defined briefly and its book-marketing uses explained. Links to valuable resources allow you to explore each tool ... more info>> (Published: 2004)
Words: 11710 - Reading Time: 33-46 min.
Category: Business
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Fishing the Moody River [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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He loved her more than anything in the world, but her fate lay deep in the flow of the moody river and a past that haunted every moment of her life. (Published: 1994)
Words: 3649 - Reading Time: 10-14 min.
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Heavy Load: A Laundromance [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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Saturday morning in the Washing Green Laundromat, and three people come together in a triangle of interest. So far, so routine. But in Heavy Load the characters' only interaction is through glances, gestures, covert stares, never exchanging a word--and it's the laundromat itself that narrates the story, going into the characters' bodies, living through turning points in each character's life in never-ending cycles. By the end of the story the characters' lives have touched enough to give each a ... more info>> (Published: 2004)
Words: 77453 - Reading Time: 221-309 min.
Category: Mainstream
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Murder by Art [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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It's 2060. In Backstreet Records, a brooding audiophile thinks murder. Upstairs at Studio4Ward where skulls, dreams and beer cans are the stuff of art, 300 pounds of human sculpture dangles dead from the wall. It's time to call in the notorious super sleuth Boston Jonson to smoke out the murderer with insults and Zen. (Published: 2008)
Words: 11866 - Reading Time: 33-47 min.
Category: Mystery/Crime/Suspense/Thriller
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Still Life with Sax and Muse [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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What do you do when your muse, though incredibly beautiful with the deepest, greenest eyes imaginable, turns out to be the biggest ball-buster in your life. Written over a three day period while listening to nothing but Miles Davis, this story has thrilled live audiences all over rocking downtown Fredericton, somewhere north of Maine. (Published: 2004)
Words: 2018 - Reading Time: 5-8 min.
Category: Humor
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Surfing in Catal Hyuk [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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If you're so obscure that even death forgets you, is there any point in living at all? Some would say, "Oh, this and that." Which, of course, wouldn't mean anything to anyone. This story is about one man's pointless life spanning nine thousand years since his first rejection in the world's first city to his meaningless 35 years as a clerk doing whatever. (Published: 2004)
Words: 12728 - Reading Time: 36-50 min.
Category: Mainstream/Humor
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Team Player [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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New Book Spoofs Work in the New Millennium! Based on his 25-year roller coaster ride in the Information Technology (IT) industry, Biff Mitchell's latest novel, Team Player, explores the world of work in the 21st Century. The story is set in an uncomfortably close future where the world is run by homicidal marketing managers who kill for love, company, and the almighty promotion. "Aside from the talking brain cells and the rampaging neutrinos...." says Mr. Mitchell, "...the angry Italian ghosts a... more info>> (Published: 2006)
Words: 83049 - Reading Time: 237-332 min.
Category: Science Fiction/Humor
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The Clearing [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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This very short story tells the tale of a man's wonder in a sliver of natural beauty, and something he just can't leave alone. The original setting is now a subdivision, but the clouds remember what happened that day in the clearing. (Published: 1990)
Words: 1148 - Reading Time: 3-4 min.
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The Nickel [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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In a long-closed gas station at the edge of civilization, Josh's ritual of opening the donation box and finding pristine emptiness is shattered by an unexpected gift. Written over a 10-year period, this story was finally finished while the author worked on a bar, passing each handwritten page to his customers as he finished them. The last page was written five years later. (Published: 1998)
Words: 4698 - Reading Time: 13-18 min.
Category: Mainstream
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The War Bug [MultiFormat]
by Biff Mitchell
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In just a few hours, Abner Hayes' wife and daughter are going to die, and the only way he can save their lives is to team up with a deadly computer virus and travel through time and space in a virtual universe that itself has only hours to live. Through suicidal game worlds, virtual landscapes that threaten to devour the unwary, and a series of insidious cyber traps, Abner and the virus must stay one step ahead of sinister forces that will stop at nothing to destroy his family in order to steal ... more info>> (Published: 2004)
Words: 100450 - Reading Time: 287-401 min.
Category: Science Fiction/Humor
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