Jeff Strand
Bio: Jeff Strand lives in Florida with his wife, his mentally questionable cat, and his hideous wardrobe. He's been writing ever since he was old enough to throw screaming fits in crowded supermarkets and is glad to have finally gotten some use out of that creative writing degree his dad paid for. He has several other wacky comedy novels in store; unfortunately, ignoring him won't make him go away.
He checks his e-mail every forty-six seconds, and you can write to him at JeffStrand@aol.com or visit his web site at: http://www.jeffstrand.com
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How to Rescue a Dead Princess [MultiFormat]
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 From the creative genius who would have brought you Hamlet, The Scarlet Letter, and a less-boring Moby Dick (if he'd been born on time) comes the outrageous comic fantasy How to Rescue a Dead Princess. It's a tale filled with so much adventure, so much excitement, so much vocabulary, that all who read it will suffer a fit of unrestrained giddiness that will freak out everyone in their general vicinity. This is the saga of Randall, a squire assigned to escort the lovely Princess Janice on a diplo... more info>> (Published: 2000) Dream Realm Award Finalist: Best Cover Art, EPPIE Award Finalist
Words: 66349 - Reading Time: 189-265 min.
Category: Fantasy
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Out of Whack [MultiFormat]
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From the author of How to Rescue a Dead Princess comes Out of Whack, an outrageous comedy about friendship, love, following your dreams, and other really scary stuff. Seth Trexler has two goals in life: to find success with his off-the-wall sketch comedy troupe, and to win the girl of his dreams. But when you suffer from brain-erasing stage fright and an incredible female-phobia, those goals can be a bit tricky to attain. With his best friend Travis at his side, Seth struggles to overcome his fe... more info>> (Published: 2004)
Words: 80722 - Reading Time: 230-322 min.
Category: Humor
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Casket For Sale (Only Used Once) [An Andrew Mayhem Thriller] [MultiFormat]
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In Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary), he took a job digging up a shallow grave. It turned out badly. In Single White Psychopath Seeks Same, he took a job as a bodyguard at a seance. It turned out worse. But now, meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He's a better father and husband. And he's vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong. This time he's just taking a relaxing camping trip with his ... more info>> (Published: 2006)
Words: 55606 - Reading Time: 158-222 min.
Category: Horror
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Elrod McBugle on the Loose [MultiFormat]
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A comedy for kids ... and adults who were warped as kids! The students at Greenwater Junior High have said they'll never forget this year, and Elrod McBugle is the reason. He's not a bad person. He doesn't TRY to get in trouble, cause mayhem, and occasionally blow things up ... it just happens. And it's going to happen again and again! Share Elrod's hilarious adventures as he faces the wrath of the Slurpy Gulp Beverage Company, tries to become a millionaire selling homemade bubble gum, survives ... more info>> (Published: 2006) EPPIE Award Winner
Words: 29348 - Reading Time: 83-117 min.
Category: Young Adult
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Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) [Andrew Mayhem Thriller #1] [MultiFormat]
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If you're desperate for money, searching for a little adventure, and aren't the most responsible person in the world, you can end up doing some outrageous things. Which is how Andrew Mayhem ends up accepting $20,000 to find a key...a key buried with a body in a shallow grave. [Cover art Dirk A. Wolf] (Published: 2000) Dream Realm Award Winner, Inscriptions Engraver Award Winner, Bloody Dagger Award Honorable Mention
Words: 61227 - Reading Time: 174-244 min.
Category: Horror
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Mandibles [MultiFormat]
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The demented mind behind Graverobbers Wanter (No Experience Necessary) and Single White Psychopath Seeks Same is back with an another outrageous blend of the humorous and the horrific. Extremely large and vicious red fire ants (Solenopsis invicta) are on the loose in Tampa, Florida, and those who don't immediately become ant chow must figure out how to stop this attack before the entire city becomes overrun by the creatures. Whether you love ants, hate ants, or have no real opinion of them as lo... more info>> (Published: 2002)
Words: 59517 - Reading Time: 170-238 min.
Category: Humor
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Single White Psychopath Seeks Same [Andrew Mayhem Thriller #2] [MultiFormat]
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"Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it's going to be the kind of day where you end up tied to a chair in a filthy garage while a pair of tooth-deprived lunatics torment you with a chainsaw. So as I struggled against the ropes, I can't say I was all that surprised." Yes, Andrew Mayhem, hero of the bestselling comedy/thriller Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) is back. Still incredibly brave. Still ridiculously irresponsible. And this time, becoming chainsaw fodder i... more info>> (Published: 2001) Dream Realm Award Winner, EPPIE Award Finalist, Independent eBook Award Finalist
Words: 47691 - Reading Time: 136-190 min.
Category: Horror
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