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Medicine [MultiFormat]
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In a world where California has fallen into the sea and the USA is a military dictatorship, the Black Hills remains sacred to Indians who are building a mountain-sized monument to their great war chief Crazy Horse. One task remains to complete the project and fulfill the promise Crazy Horse made 150 years before to resurrect his people. An old friend summons a reporter to see for himself--and to participate in ancient medicine that might move the world. 2008
Words: 4973 - Reading Time: 14-19 min.
Category: Fantasy
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No Wine Before Its Time [MultiFormat]
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Petty thief Jim Crowell has his eye on the prize: marrying into a wealthy family. But to impress the parents of the target air-headed deb and seal the deal, he needs a grubstake. The Hans Schuller winery in Napa Valley could be a good score. Old man Schuller has this bottle that he says is the most valuable bottle in the world. The old vintner gives Jim a taste--just a taste. But that's all it takes for Jim's life to change forever. 2008
Words: 4392 - Reading Time: 12-17 min.
Category: Dark Fantasy
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The 10% Solution: Self-editing for the Modern Writer [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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A short, quick, easy-to-use handbook to help new and advanced writers of fiction and nonfiction, any genre or length, write better. Writers will see quantifiable results instantly. 1998
Words: 14251 - Reading Time: 40-57 min.
Category: Reference
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Dadgum Martians Invade the Lucky Nickel Saloon! [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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The Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Laramie, Wyoming Territory, U-S-of-A has been invaded by dadgum Martians! Only these dadgum Martians don't look like your regular Martians. No sir, they look like Earth chickens. Only these chickens have lips. And as everbody knows, chickens with lips lisp. Or is that Sheriff Ben Dover I'm thinking of? Never mind. Unlessen we want to be Tooken Over, us regulars got ourselves a saloon to save! 2006
Words: 60947 - Reading Time: 174-243 min.
Category: Fantasy
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The Vampire Who Doted on His Chicken [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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Us regulars at the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Laramie, Wyoming, U S of A are not surprised to see a stranger walk in. Happens now and again. But this stranger is stranger than most. Turns out, he's foreign royalty, name of Count Wrekala or something from Roominie or one of them Europe places. Turns out, he used to dote on sipping folk's blood, but he reformed and now he dotes on chicken blood. Except there's a snowstorm afoot and we ain't had us no victuals in a week, let along chickens. Y... more info>> 2006
Words: 2077 - Reading Time: 5-8 min.
Category: Fantasy
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From Idea to Story in 90 Seconds: A Writer's Primer [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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In plain, unambiguous prose, writers will learn where all writers from Shakespeare to J.K. Rowling get story ideas. Theory is married to practice as writers learn how to generate compelling--salable--story ideas instantly, repeatedly and effortlessly in any circumstances. Time needed: less than 90 seconds. Equipment needed: not even a pencil! Designed primarily for new writers of genre (plot-driven) short fiction, the notions presented here may also benefit advanced writers, writers of literary ... more info>> 2005
Words: 20084 - Reading Time: 57-80 min.
Category: General Nonfiction
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Last Vision [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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Raymond Johnson has horrible visions. From childhood, he's seen the world end--on a football field, with demons devouring his team and the fans and--everything. Those morbid visions haunt every quarter of his life, and by halftime, his quest is to avoid dying and seeing what happens in the fourth quarter. But nobody lives forever. 2008
Words: 2266 - Reading Time: 6-9 min.
Category: Horror
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Robin's Egg [MultiFormat]
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Robin's john is a lousy lover, but he paid for the night, so it's okay. It's good business to chat after. Turns out the gent is a wizard. Not a magician; a wizard. Creates reality, he says, not illusion. Shows her this "philosopher's stone" thing he ripped off from "the Guild," which is like the mob, only they use magic, not guns. They're after him. There's this knock at the door... 2000
Words: 944 - Reading Time: 2-3 min.
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The Problem with Mermaids [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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The regulars at the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Laramie, Wyoming, U S of A, are surprised when Tom Murphy brings a barrel into the saloon, filled with mermaid. They're even more surprised to find out Tom and the mermaid are in love. The circus is in town and the mermaid's pappy arrives, toting a shotgun. Is there a preacher--a sober one--in the house? 1999
Words: 4545 - Reading Time: 12-18 min.
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The Waiting Game [MultiFormat]
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It's the regular Saturday night poker game in Heaven--Adam, Mary, Moses, Pete, and Gabe. And Jesus. Just a friendly game, to pass eternity. But today, Jesus is late. He's down on earth, again. Walkabout, his hobby. A shot rings out... 1999
Words: 2401 - Reading Time: 6-9 min.
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The Nine Billion Names of Arthur C. Clarke [MultiFormat]
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Noted futurist Arthur C. Clarke penned a number of ground-breaking works in science fiction. One such work was 1967's "The Nine Billion Names of God". In this humorous short story, Ken Rand has a bit of fun with Clarke's original concept in a charming send-up. Notes Rand, "Among my most prized possessions are letters from Sir Arthur commenting (favorably) on the story before and after it was printed." 1996
Words: 526 - Reading Time: 1-2 min.
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Read Directions Carefully [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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Your basic invisibility potion isn't illegal; you can get it on the street from any wizard. But beware; some wizards aren't as competent as others. 1997
Words: 216 - Reading Time: 0-0 min.
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Fairy BrewHaHa at the Lucky Nickel Saloon [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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Us regulars at the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Avenue, Laramie, Wyoming Territory, US of A, are shocked to hear from Mick, the Irish barkeep, that his mortgage is due tomorrow. Bankruptcy looms, dire straits for certain sure, as we-all're broke and none of us can get credit nowheres else. Sudden-like, a gang of fairies invades town. They're intent of robbing the circus, just arrived in town for a show, of payroll gold. But before the robbery, said bandits intend to get drunk on Fairy BrewHaHa, c... more info>> 2005
Words: 59843 - Reading Time: 170-239 min.
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Phoenix [MultiFormat]
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Ann Devlin is pregnant. As she is about to break the news to her husband, colony planet Administrator Martin Devlin, a bomb explodes in the colony's main city. Revolution. Ann and Martin flee into the blistering Phoenix desert, a violent mob relentlessly chases them. To elude the mob, and to survive in the barren, hostile desert, sacrifices will be made. Among them: sanity. 2006
Words: 5288 - Reading Time: 15-21 min.
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Mr. Gibber Saves the Day [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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Us regulars at the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Laramie, Wyoming Territory, US of A are distressed to hear the saloon faces imminent foreclosure, right on Halloween Eve. We all got to come up with a solution quick on account of we can't get us credit nowheres else. In comes Sam Something, a back-east dude with a foreign gent in tow. Underneath his bald and foreign dome lies a talent that might save the day. Place yer bets. 2006
Words: 4032 - Reading Time: 11-16 min.
Category: Science Fiction
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Scratch, at the Door [MultiFormat]
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Through the creaking front door of the Seashell Inn, citizens of Burning Stump gather regularly to sip their favorite beverages--boojjnut beer for innkeeper Scratch, yak milk for Doc Tay the inventor, buckberry juice for doormaker Thadius McNatt, herbal tea for Constable Jack Ratchett. One day, through circumstances as bizarre as the village denizens, the door stops squeaking. And beyond the door--well, you'll just have to take a peek for yourself. 1996
Words: 7369 - Reading Time: 21-29 min.
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Bridge Over Troubled Waters [MultiFormat]
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Charon has enjoyed his job ferrying dead folk on his boat across the River Styx for thousands of years. But this trip, he senses something wrong. Eavesdropping on chatty, irreverent deceased rowers, he learns that there is more than one way to cross a river--and that thereās a first time for everything. 1996
Words: 1651 - Reading Time: 4-6 min.
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A Spider Poor Cowboy Rapt and Wide Lemon [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
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A guy walks into the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Laramie, Wyoming, in need of a drink because he'd been kilt. He can't hold his liquor because he's got this .45 caliber-sized hole in him. He wants to haunt the place, but the regulars say no, as 'twould scare away paying customers. A Hindoo ceremony might answer. 2000
Words: 3604 - Reading Time: 10-14 min.
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As We Know It [MultiFormat]
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At the Gathering, held every 1,312 years, the last six humans in the universe exchange gifts. For the last few million years, the gifts have grown hackneyed, uninspired, and boring. But not this time. Maurim's gift promises the human remnant a new beginning, while Jarrin's gift promises an end. 1998
Words: 5145 - Reading Time: 14-20 min.
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Song of Mother Jungle [MultiFormat]
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Fast Climber captures a pinkman who calls itself "Lieutenant." Fast Climber memorizes its song. He wants to teach it, and let it go, so it can sing to its fellows to leave Mother Jungle and go back to the sky where it came from. The pinkman listens, but does it hear? 1997
Words: 5023 - Reading Time: 14-20 min.
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Crossing [MultiFormat]
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Everybody knows you can't transmit anything living between planets and habitats--just dead, inert matter. A secret agent gets killed in the rebel-infested Beltway and his body is 'mitted to Earthome. He arrives alive. He knows why, and both the government and the rebels want to know too. 1999
Words: 6477 - Reading Time: 18-25 min.
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Letting Go [MultiFormat]
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An uncharted rock damages an oreship in the Yamaguchi mining system. With nav systems down, it'll hit atmosphere in six hours. Three people aboard; escape pods for two. Capt. Cater must go down with his ship, not because it's an old tradition, but because Marion is in love with Gregory. Carter still loves Marion, but he accepts reality. He's ready to sacrifice his life, to let her go. He thinks. 1998
Words: 784 - Reading Time: 2-3 min.
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Imagine That [MultiFormat]
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Dr. Tya Prosim, the Beniyan official studying the only living human on Earth, pleads with huis superiors to continue his research grant. But the human female (humans are of two sexes!) appears mad, talking in her cage to a nonexistent, long dead mate. Meanwhile, the First Counselor wants to retire to the small island humans called England. Thus, it seems, the human must be disposed of. 2000
Words: 1398 - Reading Time: 3-5 min.
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The Golems of Laramie County [MultiFormat]
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Horace Weybeck III tells folks at the Wyoming State Mental Hospital that he ain't crazy, that he's really Deputy Sheriff of Laramie County, that he lives in a magical place called Peaceful Valley--and that he's 142 years old. Our reality, Bix says, ain't real. His is. It's magic that took his home from him. They say you can't go home again? Magic is based on love, and if you love dire enough--well, just maybe you can. 2005
Words: 52156 - Reading Time: 149-208 min.
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The Henry and the Martha [MultiFormat]
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Aliens inhabit an Earth where the last two humans, the Henry and the Martha, are star attractions in a zoo. Martha has been murdered in their cage by an insane Henry, and the exhibit caretakers, A-nan and E-gar, must find out why--and find a way to placate angry zoo fans--or be Disposed. 2005
Words: 2917 - Reading Time: 8-11 min.
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