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The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words
eBook by Stewart Ferris
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eBook Category: Humor/Education
eBook Description: Thicker, wider, longer lasting--yes, you too can have a vocabulary that impresses your friends, family and prospective employers. The English language has a rich tradition of exquisite words: but you can forget about all that and master just the ones that can be found lying unloved in the literary gutter. By the author of The Little Book of Chat-up Lines. Guaranteed to offend!
eBook Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd/Summersdale Humour, Published: 2004
Fictionwise Release Date: March 2005
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Definition: A string of beaded pearls worn around the stuck-up necks of rich hoity-toity women; the visual effect of a string of pearls worn around the grubby neck of some slapper you've just shot your load all over.
Usage: "Darling, I'd like a pearl necklace for my birthday"--to which you need only smile as you remove your trousers. "No, put it away, I'd like a real pearl necklace for my birthday"--stuck up cow: who does she think she is? "Is that a pearl necklace you're wearing or did you spill some Tippex down your neck?"--the best way to tell is to get up close to her neck and sniff. She won't mind.
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