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1 Santa Lives: Five Conclusive Arguments for the Existence of Santa Claus [Secure Mobipocket/Microsoft Reader/eReader (recommended)]
by Ellis Weiner
  Is Santa Claus real? The range of opinion regarding Clausite existence spans the complete gamut, from outright denial ("There's no such thing as Santa Claus") to fervent affirmation ("Yes there is and shut up"). And yet, after six-point-two jillion (approximately) years of human history, neither side has so far been able to dissuade the other, leaving both entrenched in their respective positions. Until now. For the first time, the thorny question of whether Santa Claus is real is definitively a... more info>>
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2 Yiddish with Dick and Jane [Secure eReader (recommended)]
by Ellis Weiner
  A primer like no other! In an inspired parodic twist, the two least Jewish characters in American literature spout some of the edgy, ironic Yiddishisms that have become part of the American vernacular. In text that captures the unique rhythms of the original Dick and Jane readers, and in 35 all-new illustrations, a story unfolds in which Dick and Jane--hero and heroine of the classic books for children that generations of Americans have used when learning to read--manage to express shades of fee... more info>>
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3 How to Profit From the Coming Rapture: Getting Ahead When You're Left Behind [Secure eReader (recommended)]
by Ellis Weiner
  Are the end times near? Is the Rapture really just around the corner? Could Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson possibly be right? About 1 billion people among us believe, yes, absolutely. And that means one thing: investment opportunities! For those who are not as expertly versed in the Book of Revelation, Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane, helpfully offer both illumination and advice: What exactly is the Rapture, anyway? How is it different fr... more info>>
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4 Yiddish with George and Laura [Secure Mobipocket/eReader (recommended)]
by Ellis Weiner
  In this inspired follow-up to the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane, Yiddish--the mother tongue of irony--invades the ultimate bastion of American WASP culture: Kennebunkport, home of the Bush clan. What do George and Laura Bush have in common with Dick and Jane? Well, both hail from prototypical WASP families. And, perhaps more to the point, both exhibit a natural resistance to moral complexity (i.e., reality). That's the premise of this hilarious new primer-style book in which George, Lau... more info>>
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