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Bully! [MultiFormat]
eBook by Mike Resnick
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eBook Category: Historical Fiction/Fantasy Hugo Award Nominee, Nebula Award(R) Nominee
eBook Description: A Theodore Roosevelt story.
eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: Axolotl Press, 1990
Fictionwise Release Date: June 2000
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Words: 24781 Reading time: 70-99 min.
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ISBN: 1930936656

This work introduced me to the wonderful world of "Alternate History" and, being a Teddy Roosevelt fan, I was hooked from the beginning. Stories like this make me want to ask the writer to provide a prologue telling us how much is true! In "Bully!," Teddy Roosevelt tries to bring democracy to the Congo. His spirit, leadership, and audaciousness (as I always imagined him) are captured in this entertaining story. -Scott Pendergrast, Staff Recommender

I The date was January 8, 1910. * * * "At midnight we had stopped at the station of Koba, where we were warmly received by the district commissioner, and where we met half a dozen of the professional elephant hunters, who for the most part make their money, at hazard of their lives, by poaching ivory in the Congo. They are a hard-bit set, these elephant poachers; there are few careers more adventurous, or fraught with more peril, or which make heavier demands upon the daring, the endurance, and the physical hardihood of those who follow them. Elephant hunters face death at every turn, from fever, from the assaults of warlike native tribes, from their conflicts with their giant quarry; and the unending strain on their health and strength is tremendous." -- Theodore Roosevelt, AFRICAN GAME TRAILS "... When we were all assembled in my tent and champagne had been served out to everyone except Roosevelt -- who insisted on drinking non-intoxicants, though his son Kermit joined us -- he raised his glass and gave the toast 'To the Elephant Poachers of the Lado Enclave.' As we drank with him one or two of us laughingly protested his bluntness, so he gravely amended his toast to 'The Gentleman Adventurers of Central Africa', 'for,' he added, 'that is the title by which you would have been known in Queen Elizabeth's time.' "A real man, with the true outdoor spirit, the ex-President's sympathy with and real envy of the life we were leading grew visibly as the evening advanced; and he finally left us with evident reluctance. I, for one, was shaken by the hand three times as he made for the door on three separate occasions; but each time, after hesitatingly listening to the beginning of some new adventure by one of the boys, he again sat down to hear another page from our every-day life. We even urged him to chuck all his political work and come out like the great white man he was, and join us. If he would do this, we promised to put a force under his command to organize the hunting and pioneering business of Central Africa, and perhaps make history. He was, I believe, deeply moved by this offer; and long afterwards he told a friend that no honor ever paid him had impressed and tempted him like that which he received from the poachers of the Lado Enclave." -- John Boyes, COMPANY OF ADVENTURERS * * * Roosevelt walked to the door of the tent, then paused and turned back to face Boyes. "A force, you say?" he asked thoughtfully, as a lion coughed and a pair of hyenas laughed maniacally in the distance. "That's right, Mr. President," said Boyes, getting to his feet. "I can promise you at least fifty men like ourselves. They may not be much to look at, but they'll be men who aren't afraid to work or to fight, and each and every one of them will be loyal to you, sir." "Father, it's getting late," called Kermit from outside the tent. "You go along," said Roosevelt distractedly. "I'll join you in a few minutes." He turned back to Boyes. "Fifty men?" "That's right, Mr. President." "Fifty men to tame the whole of Central Africa?" mused Roosevelt. Boyes nodded. "That's right. There's seven of us right here; we could have the rest assembled inside of two weeks." "It's very tempting," admitted Roosevelt, trying to surpress a guilty smile. "It would be a chance to be both a boy and a President again." "The Congo would make one hell of a private hunting preserve, sir," said Boyes. The American was silent for a moment, and finally shook his massive head. "It couldn't be done," he said at last. "Not with fifty men." "No," said Boyes. "I suppose not." "There are no roads, no telephones, no telegraph lines." Roosevelt paused, staring at the flickering lanterns that illuminated the interior of the tent. "And the railway ends in Uganda." "No access to the sea, either," agreed Boyes pleasantly, as the lion coughed again and a herd of hippos started bellowing in the nearby river. "No," said Roosevelt with finality. "It simply couldn't be done -- not with fifty men, not with five thousand." Boyes grinned. "Not a chance in the world." "A man would have to be mad to consider it," said Roosevelt. "I suppose so, Mr. President," said Boyes. Roosevelt nodded his head for emphasis. "Totally, absolutely mad." "No question about it," said Boyes, still grinning at the burly American. "When do we start?" "Tomorrow morning," said Roosevelt, his teeth flashing as he finally returned Boyes's grin. "By God, it'll be bully!" Copyright © 1990 by Mike Resnick
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