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The Magic Fart [Pornucopia Book 2] [MultiFormat]
eBook by Piers Anthony
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eBook Category: Fantasy/Humor
eBook Description: The long awaited sequel to Pornucopia Picking up where Pornucopia left off, our hero Prior Gross receives word that his ideal woman, whom he never knew existed, is in trouble! Off he goes to the Land of Fartingale where farts are magic. A rollicking good time!
eBook Publisher: Mundania Press LLC/Mundania Press LLC, Published: 2003
Fictionwise Release Date: June 2004
This eBook is part of the following series:
70 Reader Ratings:
Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: eReader (PDB) [233 KB]
, ePub (EPUB) [223 KB]
, Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [196 KB]
, Portable Document Format (PDF) [698 KB]
, Palm Doc (PDB) [219 KB]
, Microsoft Reader (LIT) [211 KB]
, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [240 KB]
, hiebook (KML) [544 KB]
, Sony Reader (LRF) [284 KB]
, iSilo (PDB) [180 KB]
, Mobipocket (PRC) [225 KB]
, Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [280 KB]
, OEBFF Format (IMP) [297 KB]
Words: 65000
Reading time: 185-260 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Portable Document Format (PDF) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud DISABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED
ISBN: 1594260095
 
"Toot Sweet! Did Piers actually write a whole book about cheek squeakers? About air biscuits? Cheese cutting? Flutterblasts? Acute assitosis? Gastronomical re-percussions? Brown clouds? SBDs? Trouser trumpets? Words from the toothless one? Butt yodeling? Dealing one? Losing one's guts? Breaking Wind? Refining methane? Venting plasma? Bean ... okay, I'll stop now. Anyway, yes, he did. If you enjoy reading something goofy yet well-written, give The Magic Fart a chance."--David McGrath
WELCOME TO FARTINGALE
She found herself sitting on a floor, naked, holding her son protectively. Where was she? What had happened? The last she remembered, a strange man had knocked at her door while she was nursing her baby. Impatient to get rid of him, she had opened the door and told him: ?Whatever you're selling, I don't want any." "I have come to take you away from all this," he said. He was short, fat, homely, half bald, and oddly garbed in pleated pantaloons. "Well, you can just take yourself away. I'm not interested." She started to close the door. The man turned around as if to depart. Then he bent forward, presenting his posterior to her. She realized with disgust that the pleats in his pants were actually strips of nothing; his pale bulging buttocks could be seen between them. There was a swishing sound, and the pleats fluttered. Her mouth fell open in astonishment. The jerk was breaking wind at her! Then a hideous odor assaulted her like a noxious cloud. She took a breath to protest, inadvertently inhaling the gas. Now, suddenly, she was here. She had been gassed into unconsciousness by a rude crepitation and abducted. Now she was?where?
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