The Little Book of Flirting [Secure eReader]
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eBook by Stewart Ferris
eBook Category: Family/Relationships/Humor
eBook Description: Welcome to the definitive guide to flirting in the 21st century. Learn essential tips such as how to make your first impression count, when physical contact works (and when it doesn't), what to say and, more importantly, when to leave them guessing. Actions speak louder than words and in the universal language of flirting this book is the essential phrasebook. The author has been appearing regularly on TV and radio for the past 8 years as an expert on flirting and chat-up techniques. His TV credits include interviews on GMTV, Richard & Judy, BBC TV News, The Good Sex Guide, and more than 45 other shows. He is formerly one of Britain's Most Eligible Bachelors and one of Tatler magazine's Top Dates. He is the author of the bestselling books How to Chat-up Babes and The Little Book of Chat-up Lines.
eBook Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd/Summersdale Humour, Published: 2004
Fictionwise Release Date: July 2004
5 Reader Ratings:
"It's full of amusing answers to burning questions, such as 'How Much Cleavage is Too Much Cleavage?' ... and 'When Does a Teasing Glance Become a Psychotic Stare?' ... Actions speak louder than words, and Stewart gives essential tips on how to make first impressions count, and when to leave people guessing."--Compass Magazine
"Improve your chances of getting a date with The Little Book of Flirting."--Daily Mail
"Summersdale have come up trumps ... exceptionally humorous little books ... readers will be delivered a smile."--In The Buff Magazine
1 Hi, I'm a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package.
2 Hi, I'm a meteorologist, and I've been admiring your warm front.
3 Hi, I'm here on a computer date, but the computer hasn't shown up.
4 Hi, I'm a doctor: what's your appendix doing tonight? I'd love to take it out.
5 I can read you like a book. I bet you're great between the covers.
6 I'm like quick-drying cement: after I've been laid it doesn't take me long to get hard.
7 Let's get something straight between us.
8 Hi, I'm from Wonderbra. We're conducting free spot checks to make sure our customers are wearing the correct size bras. Just breathe out slowly once my hands are in place.
9 Have you got any Irish in you? Would you like some?
10 Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.