The Bagod: A Novel of the Far Future [MultiFormat]
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eBook by Joe Vadalma
eBook Category: Erotica/Erotic Science Fiction/Science Fiction
eBook Description: Reawakened in the Far Future. When Joe Hermann, a twenty-first century man, has his body frozen in hopes that in the near future a cure for his cancer will be found, what he thinks will be a short sleep turns into a 3000 year snooze. The new world he wakes into is very different from the one he knew. Mostly wilderness and underpopulated, it is also a world of women only. Men are only a legend and considered devils. At first he thinks he is in a dream come true--the only man in a world of women. But, soon Joe realizes he is a freak, most women are repulsed by the though of sex with him and consider it a perverted form of beastality. They call him a "begod," their word for devil. To pay for his hospital bills, he is indentured as a slave to two women, one with very kinky tastes of her own. Once she discovers a taste for intercourse, Joe finds himself rented by his two mistresses out as a stud. When Joe learns there are still men alive, jus not on Earth, he determines to escape and join them. Before him stretches an epic odyssey, one that will take him into slavery, to a satellite of pleasure orbiting Saturn, to the dangerous zone known as the Kuiper Belt, to adventure, peril, strange cultures, and finally to and self-discovery. For, when Joe realizes he has fallen in love with his mistresses, he discovers that there is a way he can to return to Earth and their companionship forever. If the bagod is willing to pay the price!
eBook Publisher: Renaissance E Books/Sizzler, Published: 2006
Fictionwise Release Date: February 2006
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Div's and Dav's home was a rustic affair made of what seemed to be hand sawed lumber. Nonetheless, the sod roof contained solar panels. Their property was a jumble of junk, compost, outbuildings, chickens, ducks, horses, cows, and flower gardens. Behind the house were deep woods. To one side was a large vegetable garden. Nonetheless, the interior was quite spacious, clean and well furnished, although the decorations were a bit garish and frilly for Hermann's taste. He had lived as a bachelor for a long time and liked sparseness in his furnishings. Wood paneling and lounging chairs was his style.
His room was on the second floor, the back part of which was the servant's quarters. After Dav showed him his room, she introduced him to the other servants. There were two, a teenage girl, named Leem, and an android, Klept. Klept had an expressionless plastic face and spoke like a mentally challenged person. It was obvious that it could only do limited tasks that required not much thought. Hermann noted that it had useless bulges in the chest area. It was obviously made in the image of its creators.
Except for Klept, who did not eat, the servants dined with Dav and Div. Again, the meal was strictly vegetarian. By that time, Hermann had gotten used to meals without meat, although he longed for a nice juicy steak made on a grill. During the dinner conversation, he asked Div how a society of all women has children.
"By cloning. How did women have children in your time?"
Hermann smacked his head. "Cloning, I should've guessed. That why you and Dav look alike. And why many women in the hospital seemed to be twins. Then, you and Dav are not sisters exactly."
"I don't know what you mean. We have the same donator mother but different birth mothers. Sisters would be from the same birth mother. But, Joe, you did not answer my question."
"We had children the natural way--with ... by make love."
"I don't understand. What does love making have to do with making children."
Hermann was at a loss of how to explain without words for the male or parts of a male.
Dav helped him out. "When we were walking back from the hospital, he told me that he was built like animals. You know, that growth that we saw between his legs."
Div made a wry face. "You mean that some women of your time had those growths and that they reproduced in the manner of animals?"
"Ugh. How awful. This is not a proper conversation for dinner. I'm losing my appetite thinking about it."
This remark disappointed Hermann. Here he was the only man in the world as far as he could tell. An enviable position, you would think, but not if all the women were horrified with the idea of sex between male and female. This was especially disappointing since he found Dav and Div extremely attractive women and had wondered whether it was possible to seduce one or the other. Now that he was well, his hormones began kicking in. * * * *
The next day Div took him on a tour of their property. "Until we can prepare to return to the site where we found you--and you must not tell anyone about that place; it is a secret we wish to share with no one--you will be doing general farm work. Tomorrow, we'll get you up early to milk the cows. At breakfast we'll assign your duties for the day, such as feeding the livestock, cleaning the barn and chopping wood for fuel."
She put him right to work that afternoon, hoeing the garden. Because his muscles had atrophied a lot during his illness, at first the work was extremely hard for him. Each night he fell into bed aching and exhausted. His hands blistered, became raw and finally callused. After a few weeks, however, he gained strength and became used to the work. He began to enjoy the physical labor, sunshine and fresh air. As he gained body weight, he outgrew the clothing that Dav had given him in the hospital. Div, who was quite good at sewing and tailoring, made him a couple of new outfits, including underwear. He implored her not to put so many frills on the garments and to use darker colors.
During this time, his grasp of their language also improved enormously. He asked them many questions about their civilization and the history of the past three thousand years, but they could tell him little. They only knew about events that had occurred in their lifetimes and a few years before. Neither woman was interested in history, especially what, to them, was ancient history.
Div said, "Someday Dav and I will take you to the temple in Eastville. The priestesses of Medis are very scholarly and know a lot of ancient history. There you may be able to find out what you want to know." Eastville was the village where the hospital was located.
"Tell me, Div, who is in charge of ... everything?" It was difficult to frame his question properly as he knew no words in their language for "government" or "state" or "country."
"What do you mean, Joe? Everyone is charge of themselves, except people like you who owe money they cannot pay and must work off their debt."
"I mean who makes the..." Again he was stuck. There was no word for "laws." He gave up and swearing to himself that soon he would get her to take him to this temple place where he could get answers. * * * *
One task he found particularly odious. The toilet was above a septic tank, which had to be emptied and cleaned weekly. Its contents were placed into a larger container along with animal manure all of which was composted and disinfected using ultraviolet rays from the sun. The output was used for fertilizer. Eventually he got used to the stench and handling of human excrement. It made him realize that Div and Dav did not waste anything. Care of the environment had been so much a part of their early upbringing that it was an ingrained habit done without thought.
One thing really bothered Hermann a lot. Div and Dav were beautiful women, with attractive bodies, who showed little modesty. Often they would walk around in their underwear or sheer nightgowns with no thought how it would affect him. They often undressed in front of him.
One hot day, as he and Dav worked side by side, she took off her blouse and worked topless. He kept taking peeks at her, noticing how rivulets of sweat ran down her breasts to drip off of her prominent nipples. When she noticed, she chastised him. "What's wrong with you, Joe? Stop staring at my chest, and let's get these tomatoes picked."
He looked down at the ground, cursing himself for turning into a perverted voyeur. "Sorry."
On another occasion, Div called him from the bathroom. She was sitting naked in a tub of hot water. She handed him a bar of soap and a sponge. "Scrub my back, Joe."
She leaned forward. Hermann lathered up the sponge and rubbed it all over her back. Occasionally, the tips of his fingers would touch her flesh, which was smooth and soft. He had to turn sideways so that she could not see what was happening to the front of his jeans.
"Ah, that feels good," she said. "Scrub harder."
When he became too frustrated, he went into the woods to masturbate. * * * *
One morning in early autumn, as the leaves began to change colors, Hermann helped Div take an ill horse to the veterinarian. It was a five-mile walk during which they conversed about many things. Div asked Hermann about his world.
"It was much different back in those days. You seem to think of Eastville as a large place."
"Yes, it has the greatest population of any village in this section of the continent. Almost three thousand women live in Eastville."
"In my world that would be considered a tiny place, practically rural. Albany, where I lived, had a population in the hundreds of thousands. The largest city in this area was New York. It had a population of over ten million women." He had adopted the mode of using their word for women to mean people.
"Ten million? Surely you exaggerate. I don't believe that there are that many women in the whole world."
"Nonetheless, it was true. Where did they all go? Also, what happened to the animal women like me? In my world, over half the women were animal women."
"I do not know. Perhaps, someday Dav or I will take you to a priestess of Medis. Priestesses have much knowledge of ancient times. But tell me, where was this New York located?"
"If you follow the great river that runs through these parts south to where it joins the ocean, there are four large islands. The great city was on those islands."
"Ah. I know the place. I've been there. There are a great many ruins there. Some very tall buildings are left from ancient times. There has been a lot of controversy about whether to preserve them as historical monuments or tear them down for the material they contain. The priestesses want to preserve them; everyone else wants to tear them down. Much metal has been mined from those islands. But now they've been played out except for the couple of tall buildings I mentioned. There's little metal left."
"I'd like to see it. I wonder whether they melted down the Statue of Liberty."
"Tell me about the animal women. Did the women keep them as one would a pet?"
Hermann laughed. "In some cases. But mostly the relationship between an animal man and a woman was like that between you and Dav. They were partners in an institution we called marriage."
"Really. How interesting. And when they made love, the animal woman would put her penis inside the woman like animals do when they mate?"
"Yes, that's how it was done. And sometimes the woman would get impregnated and have a baby. Cloning of women was illegal at the time I lived."
Div stopped in her tracks, and her eyes went wide. "That's very strange. So one did not have to be rich to have a baby. No wonder there were so many women in the world in the olden days."
Hermann glanced at her slyly. "Would you like a demonstration of how we did this?"
Div chuckled nervously. "You mean you would stick that thing of yours in a woman and let me watch."
"I didn't exactly mean that. I wondered whether you would like me to demonstrate on you."
Div's mouth gaped in horror. "I don't think so. No. I don't wish to be rude or speak ill of you, but the idea repulses me."
After that bit of conversation, they continued on in silence. But Hermann caught Div staring at him contemplatively at times, especially in the area of his crotch.