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Survival Skills [MultiFormat]
eBook by Deborah Wheeler
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eBook Category: Fantasy/Humor
eBook Description:  A mother vampire, struggling to raise two vampire children in Hollywood, encounters her worst challenge yet in this hilarious tale of blood-suckers versus the elementary school PTA.
eBook Publisher: Marion Zimmer Bradley Literary Works Trust, Published: Sisters Of The Night, 1995
Fictionwise Release Date: October 2009
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Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: eReader (PDB) [22 KB]
, ePub (EPUB) [27 KB]
, Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [17 KB]
, Adobe Acrobat (PDF) [175 KB]
, Palm Doc (PDB) [18 KB]
, Microsoft Reader (LIT) [54 KB]
, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [90 KB]
, hiebook (KML) [64 KB]
, Sony Reader (LRF) [41 KB]
, iSilo (PDB) [15 KB]
, Mobipocket (PRC) [20 KB]
, Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [40 KB]
, OEBFF Format (IMP) [29 KB]
Words: 4988
Reading time: 14-19 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Portable Document Format (PDF) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED
 
Valeria woke to deep rumbling, felt rather than heard. The San Francisco quake? she wondered. Naples in the shadow of Vesuvius? Gas in her bowels? Could be. Animal-rights activists always gave her indigestion.
Boom-boom-boom! The rumbling resolved into a basso rhythm. Not even triple-paned glass and blackout curtains could keep out the drumbeat bursting from her neighbor's garage. She supposed it was some form of rock music, although it reminded her of a steam engine with hiccups.
Boom-boom-BOOM!
Where else but California, Hollywood to be precise?
As Valeria sat up, the water-bed mattress of her coffin oozed under her weight. Condensation had turned the native soil within it to mud. In the velvety darkness, she circled the living room, checking the locks on door and windows. Her nerves prickled, a sign of her hunger. She should have hunted last night, she knew, but she was trying to diet.
Through the rumbling, Valeria heard the tapping of footsteps up the stairs. Smiling, she headed for the front door. With any luck, breakfast had come to her. She remembered to flick on the lights.
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