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Mind the Skeeters [MultiFormat]
eBook by Kevin Andrew Murphy
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eBook Category: Horror
eBook Description: "'Course, ya probably think ya knows everythin' 'bout vampires. Saw Dracula, read that Anne Rice stuff, an' probably watched a whole mess of them Hammer flicks when ya stayed up an' caught the late night. I know I did, an' I reckon she did too, but that's where the 'semblance ends. I met a vampire, an' she drank the blood of the living. But she didn't stalk the night, an' I don't think she ever bit a livin' soul, let alone on the neck. Her name was Thelma Sue, an' she got her blood the same way she got most things when she was alive: She sent out for it."
eBook Publisher: Rosetta Solutions, Inc., Published: 1996
Fictionwise Release Date: November 2001
Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: Adobe Acrobat (PDF) [62 KB], eReader (PDB) [37 KB], Palm Doc (PDB) [10 KB], Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [11 KB], Microsoft Reader (LIT) [82 KB] - PocketPC 1.0+ Compatible, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [80 KB], hiebook (KML) [62 KB], Sony Reader (LRF) [65 KB], iSilo (PDB) [8 KB], Mobipocket (PRC) [11 KB], Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [53 KB], OEBFF Format (IMP) [18 KB]
Words: 3500
Reading time: 10-14 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Adobe Acrobat (PDF) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud DISABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED
 
Bet you's wonderin' why ya sees me at church ev'ry night, prayin' or playin' bingo from sundown to sunup, even if it's mos'ly the second. Don' right know if you's gonna believe me, but it's true. It's true. I swear it to Christ Aw-Mighty. I met a vampire. A real, honest-to-God vampire. I swear it as I live and breathe an' she didn't. There's vampires out there, bloodsuckin' fiends o' the undead, an' if you knows what's good for ya, you's gonna stay here an' play bingo ’til the cracka dawn. Tonight an' ev'ry night.
'Course, ya probably think ya knows everythin' 'bout vampires. Saw Dracula, read that Anne Rice stuff, an' probably watched a whole mess of them Hammer flicks when ya stayed up an' caught the late night. I know I did, an' I reckon she did too, but that's where the 'semblance ends. I met a vampire, an' she drank the blood of the living. But she didn't stalk the night, an' I don't think she ever bit a livin' soul, let alone on the neck. Her name was Thelma Sue, an' she got her blood the same way she got most things when she was alive: She sent out for it.
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