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Excerpts from the Diary of a Henchminion [MultiFormat]
eBook by Sherwood Smith
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eBook Category: Fantasy
eBook Description: Good dungeon ... lots of ale, coarse jokes, and an Evil Wizard who knows how to deliver a top-grade sinister speech ... hope this post lasts. Uh oh! Who's this new prisoner with the flashing blue eyes? Is this a very bad sign?
eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: Faeries, 2000
Fictionwise Release Date: March 2002
Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: Adobe Acrobat (PDF) [36 KB], eReader (PDB) [18 KB], Palm Doc (PDB) [4 KB], Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [5 KB], Microsoft Reader (LIT) [60 KB] - PocketPC 1.0+ Compatible, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [74 KB], hiebook (KML) [42 KB], Sony Reader (LRF) [35 KB], iSilo (PDB) [3 KB], Mobipocket (PRC) [5 KB], Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [32 KB], OEBFF Format (IMP) [10 KB]
Words: 1080
Reading time: 3-4 min.
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Summoned, posted to Zorgon's castle yestereve. Looks good. Ancient stonework--cool--damp--busy dungeon. Pretty sure I've seen Nargul, Zorgon's toady, before. The rest of the lads seem a decent lot--average burliness, medium ugly, all fun-loving. Stood around the dungeon swilling beer and exchanging coarse jokes while the new prisoners were brought in. Promising first day. * * * *Night duty at Zorgon's chamber. Quiet (except for Zorgon's snores). Morning, Zorgon had the tailor in, ordered half a dozen more regulation Evil Wizard black robes. Good sign, I thought. Nargul scuttled in--scratching his hump--asked for the day's orders. "Have you doubled the taxes throughout every land?" Zorgon asked. "Yeth, mathter." "Oppressed the peasants?" "Yeth, mathter." "Scorched and raped the earth?" "Yeth, mathter." "Sent my Army of Darkness to conquer another land?" "Jutht sent, o mathter." Zorgon rubbed his hands. "Then let's get down to the dungeon and see how the tortures are coming along." Just like the good old days with Zyrdynyr, and Z'ac'th'or before him. I hope this post lasts longer than those did.
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