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eBook Category: Fantasy/Humor
eBook Description: Why does the ocean roar? You'd roar too, if you had crabs on your bottom. The North Atlantic gets fed up with its position ("There's no advancement") and decides to try a new career. Workplace troubles, disgruntlement, and desk-side medical waste abound in this funny venture from Mike Resnick and Tom Gerencer.

eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: Oceans of Magic, ed. Brian M. Thomsen and Martin H. Greenberg, 2001
Fictionwise Release Date: April 2002

120 Reader Ratings: Great Good OK Poor

Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: Adobe Acrobat (PDF) [44 KB], eReader (PDB) [21 KB], Palm Doc (PDB) [7 KB], Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [7 KB], Microsoft Reader (LIT) [60 KB] - PocketPC 1.0+ Compatible, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [78 KB], hiebook (KML) [28 KB], Sony Reader (LRF) [33 KB], iSilo (PDB) [6 KB], Mobipocket (PRC) [8 KB], Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [36 KB], OEBFF Format (IMP) [14 KB]
Words: 1851
Reading time: 5-7 min.
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"Mike Resnick and Tom Gerencer really put their best feet forward with 'Ocean's Eleven.' I never wondered whether the ocean had feelings and perhaps got tired of its task. Thankfully these two did! What follows after the ocean pulls out and goes job hunting on land is nothing but hijinx and hilarity, and will have you laughing out loud at the predicaments it gets into!"--Naomi de Bruyn, Green Man Review

Woods Hole, Massachusetts, AP--Worldwide panic continues to intensify today, amid confirmations of reports that the North Atlantic Ocean has either "dried up" or "Simply vanished overnight." The disappearance took place Tuesday at approximately 12:40 AM (EST) according to a spokesman from the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration, where speculation rages amid...

...meanwhile, the President has urged citizens in coastal communities to remain calm. "After all, we're talking a trillion tons of seawater, boats, and fish," the Chief Executive Officer said in an emergency address this morning. "It didn't just get up and walk away."

But of course, that was precisely what it did.