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eBook Category: Humor/Science Fiction
eBook Description: Like a phoenix, gasping and wheezing from the smoke of its fiery death and rebirth, AHOP lives on, if somewhat haphazardly. Creative Guy Publishing announces the first annual Amityville House of Pancakes Omnibus, frightening small children and offending old people as it blazes through a small town near you. Like a cavalcade of Herb Tarlecks on Viagra, AHOP intends to offend, amuse and get some all at the same time.

eBook Publisher: Creative Guy Publishing, Published: 2004
Fictionwise Release Date: July 2004

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Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: eReader (PDB) [281 KB] , ePub (EPUB) [274 KB] , Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [242 KB] , Adobe Acrobat (PDF) [1.6 MB] , Palm Doc (PDB) [269 KB] , Microsoft Reader (LIT) [290 KB] , Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [293 KB] , hiebook (KML) [680 KB] , Sony Reader (LRF) [371 KB] , iSilo (PDB) [222 KB] , Mobipocket (PRC) [278 KB] , Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [346 KB] , OEBFF Format (IMP) [370 KB]
Words: 80000
Reading time: 228-320 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
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ISBN: 1894953274

"It's like the ghost of Bill Gaines created a Mad Magazine with an EC horror/post-underground comix senibility to let four wild writers cut loose with weird and wacky stuff that may cause a few brain aneurisms among those who are used to safe, predictable corporate sci-fi."--Ernest Hogan, author of Smoking Mirror Blues

AHOP features the works of four deranged, but really very nice, authors blazing trails into the somewhat suspect genre of humorous speculative fiction. This volume includes novellas from each author, so you do the math. Oh all right, four novellas, for one generous helping of 80,000 action-packed, hilarious words. Well, not all of the words are hilarious in and of themselves. But when you put them all together, oh boy! Also worthy of note is that this book will be CGP's first foray into print, and the print trade paperback version, with swell cover art from New York artist Kris Dikemann, is available through mail order from lulu.com. Novellas included: "The Girl in B33" by J.D. Welles, "Dirk Moonfire & the Nefarious Space Women" by Jack Mangan, "Cultural Clashes in Cádiz" by Jetse de Vries, and "Gypsies Stole My Tequila" by Adrienne Jones. All introduced by Sally, your zombie hostess.