CHAPTER ONE
I lurched out of a slumber, gazed into the blackness and found the alarm clock. Six-oh-four. I sprang to my feet.
Sort of.
I bumped head-first into the bathroom door, kicked the fuckin' thing open and went in to do what people do when they lurch to their feet at a little after six in the morning.
In the dark.
I should have turned on the light.
It's important to note that almost nothing goes on in the bathroom that's more exciting than that, but on the rare occasions when something more exciting does happen, I'll be there.
I could tell the story about the time Jill locked herself in because I grabbed her by the boobs while she was slicing cantaloupe.
I won't tell that story. Some matters are private.
I scuffled around in the dark, still determined not to turn on the light, and found what seemed to be my robe.
"Where the hell are you, Klinger?"
I went to the door, looked out into the snow and cursed myself for having dozed off without letting the little fucker back in.
Klinger is my dog. And he's missing. He's been missing since six-oh-four in the morning when I woke up and realized that I'd put him out so he could do his own rendition of spoil-the-bathroom.
That was four hours ago.
I opened the door, scoured the front porch, saw Klinger tracks leading up the steps, around the doormat and ... into the night.
Klinger is a dachshund. At last measurement, four inches of snow was on the ground. Klinger is a boy dog. His pecker is pickled.
Telling myself there was no need to panic, I groped my way back through the living room, found some clothes, a coat, my boots and gloves. Dawn would not come for another hour.
"Klinger!"
I followed his tracks around to the back door. He'd stopped there briefly. Then he went somewhere else.
I would too, if I were a dachshund, standing pecker-deep in the snow in the middle of January.
"Klinger!"
In the dark, I could see it was futile. I thought about calling the neighbors to see if the little brown bugger had shown up, but it was ... a little after six in the morning. Sunday. I could have called the police, who would have had me arrested for dog abuse. The charge: contributing to the de-peckerization of a dachshund.
There I stood, in the snow, freezing my ass off, worrying about Klinger and imagining what he must be thinking.
He's been my buddy for about four years. I named him Klinger after the cross-dressing guy on the M*A*S*H TV show.
I wandered back toward the house, looking here and there, calling out his name. If he's nearby, he's pissed.
A cross-dressing dog. I wondered if maybe Klinger the dog was gay. It's possible, I suppose, but then ... why would a dog need to be gay? If you can lick your own balls, hey, go for it.
I could just see the little guy wandering into a gay-dog area of town, hanging around, pissing on a fireplug, then slithering down to the corner, waiting for passing cars.
"Hey, sailor, want some action? Am I gay? No, but I can lick my balls."
Hey, this isn't funny. "Klinger!"
Nothing.
I went indoors and plotted strategy. First, I'd need daylight. I could follow his tracks if I could see them. "Hold out another hour, buddy."
I brewed a pot of coffee, heard the newspaper delivery person slam the daily Belch against the front door and flipped on the CNN hourly ration of boredom.
"And in news from Indiana ... Klinger is missing. Local authorities plan to arrest Jay Hughes, the dog's owner, for contributing to the de-peckerization of a dachshund."
I have made national news, but not for that reason. You'll understand later.
I stared out the east window, hoping like mad that the sun would come up today. With my luck, this would be the one morning that would just ... not ... become ... day.
If you think picking a bathroom door lock with a hairpin is a long, arduous process, try waiting for sunrise.
When the phone rang, I jumped about eight feet. It had to be news about Klinger. "Hi, Jill. Klinger is missing."
"Go find him."
"It's dark."
"Wait till daylight."
"Why are you calling me at this evil hour?"
"To get you up and see if you wanted to have breakfast with me. I guess you have to find your dog. I bet his little pecker is frozen." Jill had a way of finding the mental screwdriver and driving it straight into my forehead.
It's why I love her so.
That and the nifty things she can do with fruit.
Don't ask. We'll get to that part later.
After we find Klinger.
* * * *
Her look was stern. Through those deep black eyes, I could tell she was angry.
"You should be strung up on that tree out there," she said.
This is not as angry as Jill can get, but I think she sensed a little panic in my demeanor. "Just help me find him," I said.
"Which way?"
I pointed to the back yard where I'd seen Klinger's tracks disappear into the shadows. By now it was daylight. We'd have a chance. I was certain the little fellow had found shelter, probably at Maud Perkins' house across the alley.
Klinger doesn't like women, but he tolerates Maud. He likes Jill because she isn't human. Klinger is like most dogs; they get along well with people from other planets.
Plus, Jill likes me and so does Klinger. I feed him. I also feed Jill, but she sits at the table. Klinger wants to sit at the table.
"You'll be lucky if he even wants to come home," she said, disappearing around the house toward the tracks. "Klinger!"
"Klinger."
Jill stopped at the gate and looked north. I stopped right behind her and looked south. "He went to Maud's," I deducted. "See his tracks."
"Go get him!"
Yep, Jill was pissed at me.
"Hey," I said, "it was an accident."
She shooed me ahead toward Maud's back gate. I don't know how Klinger got it open, but he did. I followed his prints along the sidewalk, up the steps ... there, I knocked.
A little 200-year-old white-haired woman eased open the door, peeked out and cleared her throat.
"Is Klinger here?"
She gave me that you-asshole look. "Little fellow almost froze his pecker off."
"Can I get him?"
"You ain't fit to own a dog, Jay."
"Maud, please. It's freezing out here."
"Should'a thought of that before you let the little dickens run loose in the snow, middle of the night. He's like to froze." Maud peered over my shoulder. "That green thing out there with you again? Oughta keep to your own kind."
"Jill's not going to hurt you." I jumped up and down, waiting for Maud to let me in. "Can I get Klinger?"
"He's in the basement."
I pushed at the door, and Maud gave me some resistance. "Do you want a reward?"
"I'm gonna call the cops on you." She opened the door and let me into the kitchen. Then she went to the hallway, opened a door and let Klinger out.
He growled.
"See, he don't like you, Jay. You and that green thing." Her gnarly little finger moved in the dim morning light.
"She's not green, Maud. Just seems like it."
"She's a colored. Ain't even a real person."
Klinger stretched and yawned, looked up at Maud, growled at her, wagged his tail and eased over to me. I picked him up and all was well. I gave Maud ten bucks and went out the back door, armed with Klinger, who wagged his tail when he saw Jill.
In the morning light, Jill was greener than usual.
* * * *
"How do you put up with this snow?" she grumbled.
"It only happens in the winter," I said. I gave Klinger a pat on the back and sent him scurrying to his pile of rubber toys. I don't think he was interested, which is why he pissed all over the front of the couch.
Dachshunds do that.
Jill fiddled around in the kitchen and made a pot of what she claimed was coffee, sat down at the table and gazed out the east window. "I still can't get used to the sun coming up over there."
"Earth's a bitch," I said. I sat down next to her, tried to fondle her wrist.
"Too early."
"At least Klinger is safe."
She gave me that dark-eyed stare that only a green woman can give, then she produced a smile. "What do we do for the rest of the morning?"
"You suggested breakfast. Dawson's doesn't open until ten. I have another idea."
She yawned. "It is one feature you people have that I enjoy. I used to only do it twice a year."
"Before you came along, that's about how often I was doing it."
I could hear Klinger in the other room, either chewing on his rubber rat or destroying Jill's boots. In either event, Jill needed more lessons about sex, and ... there is only so much time in the day to teach her. It wasn't too early, after all.
Off we went. To the laboratory.
Undressing Jill was a simple exercise. She was wearing a single-piece jumpsuit that unzipped from the front. So, I unzipped it, pushed it back off her shoulders and buried my head square into her dark green boobs. She stands a little over six feet. I didn't have to bend down too far.
Making love to Jill is a lot of fun, considering she had never done it for pleasure until she came to Earth. That means, almost anything goes until she says she doesn't like it. So far, I've had no complaints. One rule: no plastic.
But it does take some doing to get her to relax. I accomplish this by conventional means. Use your imagination here. You have a woman in your bed, and you have her naked. She has long, straight black hair, soft breasts and a body temperature of a little over a hundred degrees. She does not perspire. And she is as strong as a bull.
She moans in a strange language.
In the six months we have shared each other, I have never failed to please her.
And no, I don't expect her daughter to barge in.
* * * *
We argued for a few minutes about whether my ramblin'-man dog would have gotten out if she'd spent the night with me, like I had asked. I conceded her work was at least as valuable as my problems with Klinger.
Sunday is the only day Jill claims for herself. It's a gruesome, endless task being trapped on a strange planet. She doesn't get out much and it has become a challenge to find quiet places where we can go to enjoy dinner, the world around us, meet new and exciting people.
Well, new and exciting is a matter of opinion in Coffee Creek. Almost everyone thinks I'm exciting because of Jill and they find Jill fascinating, which has nothing to do with me. It is nice, however, to claim bragging rights to her.
Not many people keep company with a green woman. I avoid the phrase "sleep with," since a lot of folks would neither understand nor approve. The people who pay my salary would be less than thrilled.
All the same, most of them know it and that's tough.
* * * *
We drove down Grapevine Hill to Soapy's, a little joint that serves decent American-grown beef and steak fries. Jill was determined to have her first glass of beer. I did not object. Even when we're not working, we're researching. I wanted to see what would happen if I got her blasted.
Soapy's is off in the woods, about a half-mile from the main road. It's peaceful. Vicki the bartender, and Esmeralda the cook have gotten to know Jill on a personal level. They're past that "so-how-do-you-like-Earth?" stage. As you might have guessed, I have to listen to a lot of female-type conversation that Jill finds useful and Vicki finds necessary. Esmeralda, an immigrant in her own right, has her eye on me. If Jill ever goes back home, Essie plans to marry me and take me back to Guatemala.
I'm debating. Guatemala is a long way from Coffee Creek.
I can't recall who said what first, but the big man with the beard did utter something to the short skinny guy about "that alien bitch."
Jill doesn't mind being called a bitch, but she does get angry when somebody calls her an alien.
* * * *
The police officer conceded she had a right to plaster the big guy in the face and the paramedics said the short skinny guy would recover.
"You do have to control your temper," I said. "You can only stretch diplomatic immunity so far."
Jill tried to straighten the Band-Aid that she intended to use on her thumb. "I cut myself."
"Need some help with it? Want to go to a doctor?"
"What do you suppose a doctor would do?"
"Stitch you up."
She gave me that don't-be-stupid glare. "You people are barbarians."
"At least we don't go around beating up on customers in a restaurant just because they use the A-word."
"I'm tired of being stared at like I..."
"Came from another planet? People with yellow blood aren't real common around here."
She gave me a scowl. Then she drank the beer. "I like this."
"What do you do back home when you want attitude adjustment?"
"Chew on celfa bark."
"Often?"
"Two days before the men breed us. Beyond that, you wouldn't understand."
We'd been over that, too. It was not my business and if I asked again, Jill had insisted I'd regret it. Human or not, she's still a female. One knows one's boundaries.
I ordered two more beers. I was beginning to wonder which of my two soul mates made more sense. Klinger just pisses on the front of the couch. Jill tells me I wouldn't understand.
Does anybody plan to fill me in?
CHAPTER I
"PHILIP, did you notice that tall, thin man in the gray ulster, who was walking up and down the boat-deck just before dinner?"
"Yes, sir. I observed the gentleman. Very haristocratic appearance, if I may say so, Mr. Jones."
"Exactly. He never bought that ulster in New York. When we reach London I want you to look around and see if you can find a tailor who will make me one of the same cut."
"Very well, sir. Very good taste, if I may say so, Mr. Jones."
"You may. And--let's see--I need a few new golf sticks, and--a dozen new shirts. Why did you pack this automatic in this trunk, Philip? Put it in that suitcase."
"Yes, sir. I 'ardly thought you'd require it while on board the Lusitania, Sir, if I may say so, Mr. Jones."
"Certainly you may. No, events requiring a pistol as stage-property are not frequent on a liner. By the way, you never showed me how to work the thing, Philip."
"No, Sir. The shopman from whom I purchased it declared it simple of hoperation, but I 'ave not found it so sir."
"Well, find out in London and show me. I never met a burglar, but if I ever should it would be embarrassing to point a pistol at him and not be able to fire it off. I admire the heroes of burglar stories. They're always such efficient people."
"Hunder exciting circumstances, sir, one becomes much more efficient. They bring it out of a man, if I may say so, Mr. Jones."
"By all means. Well, golf is exciting enough for me. Merridale and I are going to run over to the St. Andrews links. It's been the dream of my life to play the St. Andrews, but something has always come up to prevent."
"Nothing is likely to hoccur, I am sure, sir. Shall I repack the steamer trunk now, Mr. Jones?"
"Yes. And call me a little earlier, in the morning, Philip. I have an idea it's going to be fine weather, and since it's the last of the voyage I want to make the most of it. What time is it? Eleven, eh? Well, I'll go to bed early for once and get a good night's rest. Thank Heaven for a quiet life, Philip. Cribbage and the Times for you, golf and?"
"Beg pardon for hinterrupting, sir, but do you want this book packed in the trunk?"
"'Paradise Island'? Yes, pack the thing away. Did you ever read it, Philip?"
"No, sir. I don't care for them himpossible stories, if I may say so, sir."
"And welcome. Now, I'm thirty-two years old, I've yachted, ridden, motored and been about the world a good bit, and I've never had a real adventure in my life. People don't have adventures unless they're gentlemen in the filibustering line, or polar explorers, or something like that. This modern world of ours is as safe as a church, barring accidents, and they are never romantic. End in a hospital or a beastly morgue. Anybody I suppose, can find trouble by looking for it, but that's not exactly in my line."
"No, sir. Very bad form, sir, if I may say so, Mr. Jones."
"You may indeed. Here, I'll help you with that strap, and then--bed."
* * * *
Ragged fragments of cloud raced across a sky where great, brilliant stars beamed fitfully. The wind hurled the wave crests through space, so that the air was almost as watery as the wide waste of billows and creaming surges in the midst of which Mr. Roland C. Jones, of New York City, found himself most unexpectedly struggling.
How it could be that he was here battling for his life, with the stars, the wind and raging, tumbling seas for his sole companions, did not immediately trouble him. He was too thoroughly engaged in trying to get a breath that was not half or all salt water to concern himself about either past or future. The mere physical present was a little bit more than he could comfortably handle.
But the fight between man and sea was too unequal. Mr. Jones was a fair swimmer, but not being provided with gills he found it impossible to get a living modicum of oxygen out of the saturated air, even when the waves did not go clean over his head. Thoroughly exhausted, more than half drowned, he had just decided that he might as well throw up his arms and let the sea have its will of him, when he found himself rising upon the shoulder of a particularly mighty billow.
For an instant he caught a glimpse of something dark and huge looming above him. Then he was in the trough again, but only for a moment. Up, up he was borne in a long, swift, surging motion. The water seemed to fall away from under him. He was on his knees in sand and the receding breaker was trying to drag him back with it. The next wave, however, carried him much farther up the beach, dropping him with a vicious thud when it was done with him.
Barely conscious of his own efforts, Jones dragged himself along on hands and knees until he was actually out of reach of the ocean which had been so unappreciative as to spew him up.
For a time he lay still, gasping the water out of lungs and stomach, then rolled over and sat up. He felt like a man in a dream, yet the pain he suffered informed Mr. Jones that this was no dream, but a grim, incredible reality.
It was not alone the question, where was he, although that seemed pressing enough. But how had he gotten into the water at all? The last thing he remembered was a little, pleasant, white-finished room--a state room--ah, that was it. He was in his state room on board the liner. He was on board the Lusitania, and he was going to London to visit his cousin, the Hon. Percy Merridale. And he had--let's see, he had been going over the things in his steamer trunk with his man, Philip. And then--then he was going to bed. He must have gone to bed, and then?
He cudgeled his memory, but failed to beat out one single further recollection back of that dazed, strangling moment when he had found himself struggling with the waves.
Where was the liner? While in the water he could not recall having seen any lights, receding or otherwise. Stare earnestly as he might now across the sea, there were certainly no. lights visible other than the stars, which storm-clouds now obscured at ever-increasing intervals.
Where was the Lusitania? And how had he come to part company with her so inexplicably? If the huge ship had melted away from about his slumbering form like a dream thing, instead of the vast solid steel hulk she was, she could not have vanished more thoroughly or mysteriously.
Only one explanation occurred to Mr. Jones, and even that was inadequate to explain the liner's total disappearance. When a boy he had been given to the habit of sleep-walking. He had usually slept locked in, in those days, but had thought the habit long since dead and gone. Nevertheless, he must have risen in a dream, gone on deck, and in some way fallen over the rail without being seen by any one.
What an extremely awkward predicament! Where could he be? What land lay near enough for him to have reached it undrowned? In view of the approximate position of the liner, so far as he knew it, Ireland seemed the only possible answer to that question. Had he been cast upon some portion of the Irish coast? Certainly the only thing for him to do was to get up and walk along this lonely, God and man forsaken beach until he came to some place where he could get dry clothes and cable his friends in London.
His clothes! He was fully dressed, and he examined the garments as well as he was able by starlight. They seemed wrong, some way. They were not his clothes, at all, but the clothes of a stranger. Had he, in his sleep, wandered into a neighboring stateroom and robbed some innocent stranger? He recalled that he had been talking to Philip about burglars and pistols--lightly it is true, but perhaps the suggestion of that conversation had led him into such an astounding exploit.
Mr. Jones searched this hypothetical other person's pockets, but all he brought to light were some wet, useless matches, a small penknife, an unmarked handkerchief, and a little loose change. There were no letters or anything by which the rightful owner could be identified.
By a mighty effort Jones forced the problem of the clothes out of his mind and fixed it upon the greater one of finding shelter and means of communication with London.
While he sat there the sky had completely cleared, and even by starlight he could make out that he was on a long, bare stretch of sand, which curved smoothly away on either side. From the inner edge of this strip a black wall of rock rose sharply, looming to the stars above Jones's head. This enormous cliff also curved away on either hand, following the line of the beach.
Selecting a quarter from the small coins he had found, Mr. Jones flipped it into the air. "Heads to the right, tails to the left," said he. The coin fell with the eagle uppermost and the castaway obediently started off in the direction indicated by Fate.
Walking was easy on the smooth, wet sand. The night air was so warm that even in his wet clothes Jones was not uncomfortably cold, and although the interminable breakers still roared in almost to his feet, the storm had evidently blown itself out. These rushing seas were only the aftermath.
Presently the beach dwindled away to nothing, and the cliff extended itself into the sea in a sort of long, sloping foot of jagged rocks. Mr. Jones managed to feel his way around this point, drenched again with spray, and wading through shallow pools of water. He tore his clothes and scraped his hands raw, but at last achieved the place where the beach began again.
"Halt!" commanded a stern, uncompromising voice.
Before him loomed the dark bulk of a figure which seemed to be pointing something at him. The figure came closer and the "something" developed into an unpleasant-looking rifle, along whose leveled barrel the starlight glimmered. Behind the figure, a hundred yards or so, Jones, saw a yellow gleam of lights, and not far out to sea, on the comparatively quiet waters of a little bay, some sort of vessel lay at anchor.
"Halt!" the man of the rifle again exclaimed in yet harsher tones.
"I have halted," replied Mr. Jones mildly. "May I ask?"
"None of your lip!" said the stranger ferociously. "Who are youse, and what do youse want around here?"
"Nothing--nothing at all. I was just walking along the beach?"
"Ho! Takin' y'r evenin' stroll up Fift' Avenoo, was youse? Well, just stroll along ahead of me now, and no more of your lip. I'll turn youse over to the captain, see? Now, march!"
Perforce Jones marched. He was unarmed, but even if he had carried the automatic pistol (and known how to use it) he could not see what would be gained by opposing this determined and ruffianly person. He stumbled along ahead of his captor, who occasionally hastened his footsteps by prodding him in the back most uncomfortably with his rifle-muzzle.
Luckily it was not far to the lights, where Jones presently discovered that three small tents were erected on the sand.
Another man came forward to meet them. He was a tall, well set-up figure. Even by the dim light of three ship's lanterns, set about in the sand, Jones could see that he was handsome, after a dark, foreign manner, and generally rather aristocratic in appearance. Neatly attired in white-ducks and of a fairly amiable expression, he seemed to Jones far preferable to his first acquaintance.
"What is this, Doherty?" inquired the gentleman in white.
"Youse c'n search me, y'r excellency," replied the man with the rifle. "I found it up there by the point, and I brung it into camp for youse fellers to cut up or keep, just as you please. I don't?"
"That will do, Doherty," broke in the other, a shade of annoyance in his even, cultivated voice. "You may return to your post And now," turning to the castaway, who are you, sir, and how did you come here?" He spoke courteously and with the slightest trace of foreign accent in his otherwise faultless English.
Several other men had now gathered about them. They were roughlooking fellows, unshaven, and with dull, uneducated faces. Their costumes were not elaborate, consisting mostly of a shirt and a pair of more or less ragged trousers, the only exceptions being the man in white and a tall, powerful-looking brute of a fellow who was dressed in a blue serge uniform, like a ship's officer.
The moment had come for Mr. Jones to relate the tale of his strange misadventure and receive the aid and sympathy to which he knew himself entitled and which he fully expected to get, since rough clothes are by no means the natural insignia of unkind hearts.
"My name is Roland C. Jones," he began. "I am an American, and during the storm I was cast up on the beach--over beyond that point. By the way, is this the coast of Ireland?"
"Is this--what?" exclaimed the man in white with a look of intense astonishment.
"Oh, isn't it?" stammered Mr. Jones, rather taken aback by the stranger's amazement. "Well, you see I couldn't very well know what place it was. As I said, I was cast here by the storm, and of course I am very glad indeed to run across you fellows. That's a yacht you've got out there, isn't it? I thought by the look of her. I'm a yachtsman myself. My craft's the little Bandersnatch, New York Yacht Club."
These words should have been an open sesame to instant solicitude and hospitality, for to own a yacht is to belong to a sort of freemasonry, extending over the whole wide seas; but this stranger. only stared at Jones with increasing coldness and suspicion.
"Exactly," he commented briefly, his lips curling in a curious little smile. "And how did you come to be cast away? Has your yacht been wrecked? Did no one else come ashore? Where are your companions?"
In the teeth of this fusillade of questions Mr. Jones launched once more into his explanation.
"My yacht was not wrecked. I was not on my yacht. I was on board the Lusitania, and Heaven knows where she is now."
"Heaven probably does," interrupted the stranger, smiling coldly. "The Lusitania was torpedoed by a German submarine early this morning. We have but just received the information by wireless. If you were one of the victims you are indeed to be pitied. You have been forced to swim a very long way--several thousand miles, I think. Did you come around the Horn, or through the canal, my friend?"
Jones stared at him blankly. Was the man insane? Torpedoed--by Germans--thousands of miles! He clasped his head in his hands and groaned. It must be he himself who was mad. Then raising a very white face he spread out his arms in a gesture of despair.
"I'll have to admit that I don't know what you are talking about. I--I am afraid something has happened to my head--or I don't hear you correctly. No one could possibly torpedo the Lusitania--unless it were an anarchist, and I can't imagine what you mean by several thousand miles."
"That is sad. Yes, your brain must be affected, sir. You recollect that you are an American, and that is much, but I think you are mistaken about your name. Well, we will keep you with us. I do not really think it would be safe for you to stray about any longer alone in your pitiful condition. Captain Ivanovitch," he turned to the tall man in blue serge, "I will turn this young man over to you. You have heard him and will agree with me that it is wise to guard him carefully--against himself, of course. Do you understand?"
He still spoke in English, and it was in broken English that the captain replied. He spoke with a grin.
"Excellency, I und'stand. He have forgot his name. He have forgot even that there ees war. Have you suggest a name which he know perhaps better than that one he say?"
"Not yet. My friend, if I should address you as Richard Holloway, would it arouse no recollections in your mind?" The words were pleasant enough, but the voice was keen and cold as a winter wind.
Jones looked at the man in increased bewilderment. For the sake of peace and until he could escape from these madmen, had he better accept this now cognomen? Before he could make up his mind, "his excellency" turned aside with a short laugh. "Take good care of Mr. Holloway, Ivanovitch," he flung back over his shoulder. "It is just possible that we may arouse his memory and make him useful."
"Eester way," said the captain, with deceitful politeness, "eet is great pleasure to entertain you. So leetle we theenk Reechard Hol'way come to us so, free of weel. Weel you accept shelter from one of our leetle tents? Yes?"
Some inner instinct informed Mr. Jones that this Holloway personality was a dangerous one to assume. Playing himself off as another man did not appeal to him, anyway.
"I am not the person you seem to think I am," he said rather doggedly. "But I'd go anywhere to get something to eat. I'm nearly starved."
The captain grinned again, mockingly, hatefully. "At once, Meester Hol'way. We are all humbly servants. Dmitri?" Here he turned to one of the seamen who stood by staring stupidly and launched a command in some language which was unfamiliar to Jones, although, judging by the captain's own name and that of the man addressed, he assumed it to be Russian.
The sailor sprang to obey, and Captain Ivanovitch led Mr. Jones to one of the small tents. "Here," said he, "weel Meester Hol'way, permit to lodge himself. The tent, he is leetle, but you not mind that. Eet is more better than the ocean, no?"
"Humph! Perhaps," grunted Mr. Jones. He had taken an immediate dislike to the amiable captain. "By the way, you people seem to be very chary of introductions. Who is that gentleman I was just now speaking to? Your owner, I presume?"
"You not know? But of course. I forget you have jus' been sheepwreck. That ees his highness, Preence Sergius Petrofsky. The name also--it call nothing to your mind?"
"Nothing but Siberia and--er--Russian cigarettes. So, he's a connection of the royal family, is he? Now, tell me, what is all this fuss about, this man Holloway? There's no particle of use in calling me Holloway any longer, you know. I never even knew one of that name."
"So sad, Meester Hol'way. Perhaps you receive the blow upon the head--from wreckage, you und'stand? Eef you will show the place, we try to play the good part. We weel put upon eet the bandage."
"My head is all right, I tell you. My stomach is the only part of me that is in need of attention."
"Ver' good. Here come my man now weeth the good food. We shall not starve you, my friend. Also comes once more hees excellency. "
The prince indeed came up at that moment. His features were set in a haughty frown, and he addressed himself immediately to Mr. Jones in a domineering tone.
"See here,. Holloway, I have been considering this matter carefully, and can see no reason for your continuing the farce. How you came to fall into our hands is your own affair. But you must not rely upon the fact that your face is unfamiliar to us. There can be no question of your identity. You are the only man on the island--at least on the outside of it, for you yourself are the, only person who knows what is inside--who did not come here in the Monterey. Which places you beyond the shadow of a doubt as Richard Holloway. Now, answer me, yes or no. Will you tell me where lies the entrance to the caverns? If you help us we will make it well worth your while."
"What caverns?" queried Jones impatiently and with rising anger. These Russians were intolerable.
"Your feigned ignorance will not help you in the least, my friend," replied Petrofsky sternly. "I mean, of course, the caverns that lead beneath the cliffs. Out of all the caverns, the one which leads to that inner valley of yours. It was your story and yours alone which brought my brother across half a world to seek it.
"Come, sir, it is true that all of us here belong to the Brotherhood, and Paul has poisoned your mind against us. Also, by American eyes, I know that the great cause of nihilism is regarded askance.
"That is because you have experienced nothing of the evils which we plan to correct. But at least you know that I am a gentleman. If I give my word, I keep it. My brother has your trust."
"I am glad to hear it," murmured Jones wearily.
"What is that? I say that I, too, am a Petrofsky, and I swear to you that neither Paul nor those with him shall suffer the very least harm if you will help me. Nay, I will go further and promise that he shall receive his full share of the gains. The cause will not begrudge him that, although he has done his utmost to thwart our participation in this venture. But he and his little party can do nothing now. They have scarcely any provisions, hardly any arms or amunition. We could sweep down and annihilate them at this moment if I did not always remember that Paul is indeed my brother. Come, Mr. Holloway save him against himself and for the time at least cast in your lot with us. Will you give me your hand on it?"
Jones hesitated. To him this long rigmarole of nihilists and caverns failed to carry any meaning whatsoever.
"How can I convince you, Sir," he said at last, "that I know nothing whatever of these matters? That all I desire is to get away from this place and continue my quiet, respectable journey to London. And last and most emphatically that my name is certainly not Holloway, but Roland C. Jones, of New York City. You are making a serious mistake, Prince Petrofsky, and a most absurd one, if you will pardon me."
The Russian's eyes flashed angrily.
"Ho! You are yet stubborn? We will see if we cannot loosen your tongue a bit. Now, listen to me, and remember that I pledge my word as a Petrofsky that this promise will be kept. If you persist in your present attitude you will be taken on board that yacht and triced up to the signal-mast. Then you will be beaten they beat criminals in Russia. With the knout. Do you know what the knout means? I can see by your expression that you do. Well, make up your mind which it is to be. You may expect either our gratitude or--the other! You have until morning to decide. While making up your mind you may remain in that tent. Ivanovitch, set a guard over this man and see that he does not escape. Mr. Holloway, I give you a very good evening!
Sergius Petrofsky turned his straight white back upon the dismayed American and stalked off down to the shore. There he got into a waiting dingey and was rowed out to the yacht.
Jones started, shivering slightly, as the captain touched his elbow and said in a soft voice, "You are foolish man, Meester Hol'way. But do not be so foolish as try leave us to-night. You und'stand?"
And Mr. Jones was left with his guard of two bearded sailors.
"Good Lord!" he muttered to himself. "What a crazy mess! Is knouting any worse than drowning, I wonder? I'll bet it is!"
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