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eBook Category: Fantasy
eBook Description: A burned-out writer discovers that all you really need for success are the right tools of the trade.

eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: The Magic Shop, 2004
Fictionwise Release Date: May 2005

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Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: eReader (PDB) [24 KB] , ePub (EPUB) [30 KB] , Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [10 KB] , Portable Document Format (PDF) [192 KB] , Palm Doc (PDB) [10 KB] , Microsoft Reader (LIT) [73 KB] , Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [81 KB] , hiebook (KML) [85 KB] , Sony Reader (LRF) [38 KB] , iSilo (PDB) [9 KB] , Mobipocket (PRC) [11 KB] , Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [39 KB] , OEBFF Format (IMP) [19 KB]
Words: 2966
Reading time: 8-11 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Portable Document Format (PDF) Format:  Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud DISABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED

She stared at the empty page. She gazed at the blank screen. She watched the blinking cursor...

"Arrrrggggh!"

Ethelfreda Feldsnitch picked up her computer monitor and flung it out the window into the humid night air. Or, rather, she tried to do so.

Unfortunately, Ethelfreda was an underpaid midlist writer who couldn't afford protein-rich foods and who never bothered to exercise, so she was sort of scrawny and weak. The monitor, a refurbished bargain acquired in a Dutch auction on eBay, was nearly as large as her 12-year-old hatchback car, and so she was unable to lift it.

So Ethelfreda settled for flinging the keyboard, instead of the monitor, out the window. The keyboard was lightweight (and liberally stained with coffee), and it sailed out the window like a cruise missile.

"Arrrrrggggh!" cried the passing stranger in the street who was hit by a keyboard falling mysteriously from the sky.