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Nothing Good Ever Came of a Bad Hair Day [MultiFormat]
eBook by Kris Neri
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eBook Category: Mystery/Crime/Humor
eBook Description: Absolutely hilarious. When an incompetent female lawyer gets a bad haircut, her plot against her own hairdresser spins wildly out of control, encompassing the whole hair-cutting profession, and veering into some insanely funny territory.
eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: 2004
Fictionwise Release Date: July 2005
Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: Adobe Acrobat (PDF) [167 KB], eReader (PDB) [22 KB], Palm Doc (PDB) [8 KB], Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [9 KB], Microsoft Reader (LIT) [71 KB] - PocketPC 1.0+ Compatible, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [79 KB], hiebook (KML) [77 KB], Sony Reader (LRF) [36 KB], iSilo (PDB) [7 KB], Mobipocket (PRC) [9 KB], Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [37 KB], OEBFF Format (IMP) [16 KB]
Words: 2510
Reading time: 7-10 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Adobe Acrobat (PDF) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud DISABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED
 
Brandi, my hairdresser, turned me away from the mirror when she cut my hair that morning. I didn't mind. It was tough enough to rehearse my closing arguments, while remembering to punctuate her running commentary on Real Life--on Survivor, that is--with an occasional "Uh-huh," without any other distractions. I put my remarks to her on auto-pilot and just tuned out everything but the words scrolling through my mind, knowing that whatever happened that day would govern the rest of my life.
Then she turned me back to the mirror. "But--but--" I sputtered. "That's not my usual look." "I thought you needed some fun in your life. This is the real you, anyway." The real me? Maybe if I had a Multiple Personality Disorder. "I suppose I can pat it down," I said. Please, tell me I could.
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