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How I Saved Elvis' Butt--And Freddie's Too [MultiFormat]
eBook by Ken Rand
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eBook Category: Science Fiction
eBook Description: Me and ol' Freddie was bored one summer so we like stole my dad's time machine so we could go back and watch Elvis Presley do the Ed Sullivan Show and stuff. But we found out the King, he was a real dork It bummed me out, for sure, but we decided to help him not be so dorky, because he was, like, the King, you know? And stuff.
eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: The Fifth Dimension, 1998
Fictionwise Release Date: November 2005
Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: Adobe Acrobat (PDF) [154 KB], eReader (PDB) [21 KB], Palm Doc (PDB) [7 KB], Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [8 KB], Microsoft Reader (LIT) [71 KB] - PocketPC 1.0+ Compatible, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [77 KB], hiebook (KML) [77 KB], Sony Reader (LRF) [33 KB], iSilo (PDB) [6 KB], Mobipocket (PRC) [8 KB], Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [36 KB], OEBFF Format (IMP) [14 KB]
Words: 2528
Reading time: 7-10 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Adobe Acrobat (PDF) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud DISABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED
 
They was a time I thought Elvis Presley was the coolest guy ever. But I learned me about the King personal and he wasn't as cool as I thought. In fact, Elvis, he was a dork.
I know. I stole my dad's time machine once and me and my best buddy Freddie, we met him, the King, I mean. For real.
Criminy, what a dork. But I saved his butt anyway, cause, after all, he was, like, the King.
I chanced getting grounded for an entire summer for stealing the time machine, but it was worth it cause while I saved the King's patootie, I saved my buddy Freddie's butt too.
See, me and Freddie (guys also call him Saggie cause he has this droopy face and he looks like a hound dog), we was bored stiff one day and didn't have nothing to do. It was two weeks into summer vacation and we'd went camping with our parents (gag me) and got kicked off the soccer team and seen all the new movies and tagged the fences over at the new houses being built on Redwood Road and so on, so we was bored Big Time.
"I know," Freddie says.
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