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eBook Category: Fantasy/Humor
eBook Description: Straight from Sid & Sylvia's 5-Star Deli, it's the first interview with God since Man learned to write. Imagine ... an opportunity to get answers to all the BIG questions from GOD HIMSELF ... what would *you* ask?

eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: A Safari of the Mind, ed. Mike Resnick, 1999
Fictionwise Release Date: August 2002

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Words: 1157
Reading time: 3-4 min.
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RESNICK: I'm sitting here with God in Sid & Sylvia's 5-Star Deli. The tape recorder's on, and we're ready to go.

GOD: Relax. Have a knosh. They tell me the chopped liver is outstanding.

RESNICK: Can you tell me why you've agreed to this interview, after being silent for so long?

GOD: I hadn't realized that no one knew how to write the last time I gave one.

RESNICK: Can you tell us a little about your background?

GOD: Sure. In the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth.

RESNICK: Speaking of creation, Bertrand Russell once remarked that telling a child that "God made you" implied another question, which is "Who made God?"

GOD: That Bertie! What a card!

RESNICK: Then you don't mind if I ask it?

GOD: Ask what?

RESNICK: Who made you?

GOD: I just hate questions like that. And by the way, how come your name is all in caps, just like mine?

RESNICK: I'm tape-recording this. How did you know my name would be in caps?

GOD: I'm God, remember?

Resnick: No offense intended.