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A Feminist Creation Myth [MultiFormat]
eBook by Marion Zimmer Bradley
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eBook Category: Spiritual/Religion/Humor
eBook Description: Creating the world is a job that only God can do. Creating the world while being interrupted by a small child requires even more ability.
eBook Publisher: Marion Zimmer Bradley Literary Works Trust, Published: Green Egg, 1975
Fictionwise Release Date: March 2008
Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: Adobe Acrobat (PDF) [137 KB], eReader (PDB) [7 KB], Palm Doc (PDB) [1 KB], Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [2 KB], Microsoft Reader (LIT) [44 KB] - PocketPC 1.0+ Compatible, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [70 KB], hiebook (KML) [31 KB], Sony Reader (LRF) [23 KB], iSilo (PDB) [1 KB], Mobipocket (PRC) [2 KB], Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [24 KB], OEBFF Format (IMP) [7 KB]
Words: 378
Reading time: 1-1 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Adobe Acrobat (PDF) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED
 
Way back when God was inventing the world (as everyone now knows, God is a woman) and was busily engaged in separating the Light from the Darkness, Her small daughter interrupted Her, demanding "Mommy, I'm hungry!" "Hush, dear," said God, "I'm busy creating the world; run along and play with the left-over cosmic dust, or something." "But I'm hungry!" And so God summoned up divine patience, stopped in the middle of Creation, and invented a peanut-butter sandwich for Her child, and then attempted to get back Her interrupted flow of thought. But like every female artist before and after this episode, She discovered that it was damn near impossible. Oh, She finished inventing the world, all right, and looked upon it, and found that it was good, but nothing like it would have been if Her first divine creative impulse hadn't been interrupted in its first flow. The only good thing that came of this was that She remembered to give some of Her patience to women, thinking that if She could stop in the middle of creation, so could they.
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