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The Aliens Who Knew, I Mean, Everything [MultiFormat]
eBook by George Alec Effinger
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eBook Category: Science Fiction Nebula Award(R) Nominee, Hugo Award Nominee
eBook Description: Aliens have arrived and they are eager to help solve Earth's problems. After a few years, the world is indeed a better place ... if only the visitors weren't so annoying.
eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, Published: F&SF, 1984
Fictionwise Release Date: January 2001
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Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: eReader (PDB) [34 KB]
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, Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [20 KB]
, Portable Document Format (PDF) [85 KB]
, Palm Doc (PDB) [20 KB]
, Microsoft Reader (LIT) [41 KB]
, Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [92 KB]
, hiebook (KML) [75 KB]
, Sony Reader (LRF) [46 KB]
, iSilo (PDB) [17 KB]
, Mobipocket (PRC) [22 KB]
, Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [49 KB]
, OEBFF Format (IMP) [33 KB]
Words: 6078
Reading time: 17-24 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
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They were handsome people. Likable, too. They smiled and shook hands and suggested that photographs be taken of the historic moment, so we called in the media; and then I had to sort of wing the most important diplomatic meeting of my entire political career. I welcomed the nuhp to Earth. "Welcome to Earth," I said, "and welcome to the United States." "Thank you," said the nuhp I would come to know as Pleen. "We're glad to be here." "How long do you plan to be with us?" I hated myself when I said that, in front of the Associated Press and UPI and all the network news people. I sounded like a room clerk at a Holiday Inn. "We don't know, exactly," said Pleen. "We don't have to be back to work until a week from Monday."
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