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Bio: On Oct. 3, 1992, Ken Rand ended two-plus decades as a broadcast and print reporter and editor in Utah and Wyoming. That's when he accepted his ex-wife's invitation to move from Wyoming, where he was a grumpy, overworked newspaper editor, to West Jordan, Utah, to rejoin his family. Rand remarried his ex-wife, ending a 19-year divorce. That day, he began his career as a freelance writer in earnest. He now writes "semi-fulltime," paying for his bad habits with a part-time job shelving books for the county library. He's written more than a hundred short stories, two hundred humor columns, and a dozen books, including "The Ten Percent Solution: Self-editing for the Modern Writer" (Fairwood Press); "The Eternity Stone" (The Fiction Works); "Tales of the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Laramie, Wyoming, U S of A" (Yard Dog Press); and upcoming "Phoenix" (Zumaya); and "Voices of Wonder": 20 Interviews in Fantasy & Science Fiction (Wildside Press). He's written thousands of articles and does interviews for Talebones magazine.

In addition to a lot of awards for his work as a reporter, Rand won 2nd place in the Writer's of the Future contest, 3rd place in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Volume 2, and has received four honorable mentions in Year's Best anthologies. Rand has worked as a freelance writer, reporter, photographer, talkshow host and producer, editor, PR flack, furniture mover, temporary secretary, teacher, print and broadcast ad peddler, and announcer for sports events, daredevil shows, air shows, mudbogs, and stock car races.

He grew up in the little town of Port Chicago, Calif., which no longer exists; the Navy bought it because it was in the way of their ammo depot. Thirty-five years later, he's still pissed off at the Navy. (Yes, there is a book.) Rand has family in Washington, South Dakota, Arizona, Wisconsin, California, and Oklahoma. A hippie before he lost his hair, he lived in San Francisco in the 1960s, where he attended the first Be-In. For the fun of it he makes kaleidoscopes--he is the world's only humor kaleidoscopist. His writing and living philosophy: "Lighten up."


1. Short [6477 words]Crossing by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]
2. Short [4064 words]Eye of the Assassin by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]
3. Short [3781 words]Here There Be Humans by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]
4. Short [3388 words]Soul Taster by Ken Rand [Dark Fantasy]
5. Very Short [2401 words]The Waiting Game by Ken Rand [Fantasy]
6. Short [3921 words]Queen o' the Dragons by Ken Rand [Fantasy]
7. Short [5023 words]Song of Mother Jungle by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]
8. Short [3116 words]The Grim Reaper Drops By by Ken Rand [Fantasy]
9. Short [5945 words]Refuge by Ken Rand [Fantasy]
10. Short [5145 words]As We Know It by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]
  1. Long [59843 words]Fairy BrewHaHa at the Lucky Nickel Saloon by Ken Rand [Fantasy]
2. Short [20084 words]From Idea to Story in 90 Seconds: A Writer's Primer by Ken Rand [General Nonfiction]
3. Short [3477 words]The Geezers by Ken Rand [Humor]
4. Mid-Length [37560 words]Bad News From Orbit by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]
5. Short [5023 words]Song of Mother Jungle by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]
6. Short [3604 words]A Spider Poor Cowboy Rapt and Wide Lemon by Ken Rand [Fantasy/Humor]
7. Short [4854 words]The Ear of Mt. Horiuchi by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]
8. Short [14251 words]The 10% Solution: Self-editing for the Modern Writer by Ken Rand [Reference/Education]
9. Very Short [1540 words]The Bell of San Ysobel by Ken Rand [Fantasy]
10. Short [4032 words]Mr. Gibber Saves the Day by Ken Rand [Science Fiction]

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1 Crossing [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Everybody knows you can't transmit anything living between planets and habitats--just dead, inert matter. A secret agent gets killed in the rebel-infested Beltway and his body is 'mitted to Earthome. He arrives alive. He knows why, and both the government and the rebels want to know too. (Published: 1999)

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2 Eye of the Assassin [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  I am Florin Agincourt, galactic assassin-philosopher. I kill not for sport or money, although I am sporting and well-paid. I'm an artist. Thirty-six years after Algo Jupiter "Fingers" Bernini bilked five major Earth corporations out of billions of marks and disappeared, I've finally tracked him down. He's hiding--or rather his consciousness is hiding ("double parked" is the colloquial term)--inside the mind of Gelbard de Baud, "The Anointed," unbeknownst to this rising messiah, or rabble-rouser ... more info>> (Published: 1998)

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3 Here There Be Humans [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Chief Detective Sula A'com must find out why Earth colony First Administrator Slon M'lay has disappeared on the planet. Slon had claimed he'd actually seen an extinct human. Did he encounter one when he drifted into the jungle and never returned? To solve the mystery, open-minded Sula must face the same seductive jungle Slon faced, where humans may, after all, still lurk. (Published: 2006) Year's Best Science Fiction Honorable Mention

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4 A Breed Apart [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Even in an era of planet-busting missiles and automated interstellar warfare, sometimes hand-to-hand combat isn't the only answer. Valerie Terez is a solo--a field assassin for the Colonial Marine Corps. Everybody knows the best solos are women, and everybody knows solos never desert. But nobody knows what really goes on in a solo mind when she has to face one of her own kind. (Published: 1996)

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5 A Spider Poor Cowboy Rapt and Wide Lemon [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  A guy walks into the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Laramie, Wyoming, in need of a drink because he'd been kilt. He can't hold his liquor because he's got this .45 caliber-sized hole in him. He wants to haunt the place, but the regulars say no, as 'twould scare away paying customers. A Hindoo ceremony might answer. (Published: 2000)

Words: 3604 - Reading Time: 10-14 min.
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6 A Tree Grows Up On Mars [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Ian Beleri, the chief honcho of Mars, suddenly gets this idea to raise up a tree on Mars. A Christmas tree, like they used to have back on Earth. I get to fly the shuttle to Earth and back with the goods. Now, everybody expects the cargo to be seedlings, or small sprouts, but no. One tree. Why? The answer might spell interplanetary war and I'm in the middle of it. (Published: 2000)

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7 As We Know It [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  At the Gathering, held every 1,312 years, the last six humans in the universe exchange gifts. For the last few million years, the gifts have grown hackneyed, uninspired, and boring. But not this time. Maurim's gift promises the human remnant a new beginning, while Jarrin's gift promises an end. (Published: 1998)

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8 Bad News From Orbit [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Here are seven stories set on Berecorp Station Number One--or "the One" as locals call it--which orbits above a dead, toxic, abandoned Earth. The crowded city is where you'll find barkeep Stamper Clyme's infamous Waeferer's Siding, where Things Happen. Here, independent newsie Peter Amundsen slakes his dangerous thirst for truth. Here, the Collector, mysterious underworld boss, might have an eye on your wallet. Watch your back. Contents: "The Ear of Mt. Horiuchi", "The Turning of an Unfriendly C... more info>> (Published: 2004)

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9 Bridge O'Doom [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Dale Strausser's ranch outside Three Pines, Wyoming is a tranquil place. Home. Suddenly, something appears on the bridge across Three Pines River. A giant black domino, right out of a science fiction movie. On the other side--who knows? You can toss things through but nothing comes back. One day, somebody accidentally falls through. Soon, people choose to go through. Exodus. (Published: 2004)

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10 Bridge Over Troubled Waters [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Charon has enjoyed his job ferrying dead folk on his boat across the River Styx for thousands of years. But this trip, he senses something wrong. Eavesdropping on chatty, irreverent deceased rowers, he learns that there is more than one way to cross a river--and that there‘s a first time for everything. (Published: 1996)

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11 Bury the Hatchet [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  The Crenshaws and the Malloys had been feuding for 14 years. So we were surprised to see Bo, the lone surviving Crenshaw, walk into the church and say he wanted to make peace with the lone surviving Malloy, Casey. Said he wanted to "bury the hatchet." Poor choice of words, but everybody in Three Pines, Wyoming were tired of the feud, and desperate, so we set up a meeting anyway. (Published: 1999)

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Category: Dark Fantasy
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12 Buzzards of Oz [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Frederick Parker doesn't know why everybody else in the world disappeared one day, and why he and his dog Boo seem compelled to hike eastward from their home in Santa Monica, guided by a yo-yo he found in his mailbox. In the Nevada desert, he sees buzzards on the horizon. And there are shadowy ghosts in the sky, like faces behind a window. The ghosts watch, as if he were some kind of guinea pig is some unfathomable, mysterious experiment. (Published: 2008)

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13 Calamity Djinn [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  The crusty mountain gal named Calamity Djinn hankers to marry Butch Parker, quit the fur trade, and make wee tads in the shadow of the Shining Mountains. Courtship commences with an ambush with a loaded Sharps. Things turn calamitous, as they do for her too often, but the Djinn part of her name might provide succor. (Published: 2006)

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14 Charlie's in the Bottle [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  When Banky says something that sounded voo-dooish and his partner Charlie disappears, us fellow-regulars of the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Wyoming Territory, are discombobulated to find Charlie shrunk to the size of cockroach and in the bottom of an empty gin bottle. We can get him out okay by upending the bottle, but to get him unshrunk, we have to repeat whatever got him there--backwards. Problem: Banky was drunk at the time and can't remember diddly. (Published: 2002)

Words: 2444 - Reading Time: 6-9 min.
Category: Fantasy
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15 Crickets, Everywhere [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  An old couple, ranching deep in Wyoming's Medicine Bow Mountains, wake up one morning to find their ranch infested with an army of crickets, eating everything. As the couple try to find out how far the infestation extends, they also discover that these are no ordinary crickets. They are armed. (Published: 2007)

Words: 4348 - Reading Time: 12-17 min.
Category: Dark Fantasy
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16 Dadgum Martians Invade the Lucky Nickel Saloon! [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  The Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Laramie, Wyoming Territory, U-S-of-A has been invaded by dadgum Martians! Only these dadgum Martians don't look like your regular Martians. No sir, they look like Earth chickens. Only these chickens have lips. And as everbody knows, chickens with lips lisp. Or is that Sheriff Ben Dover I'm thinking of? Never mind. Unlessen we want to be Tooken Over, us regulars got ourselves a saloon to save! (Published: 2006)

Words: 60947 - Reading Time: 174-243 min.
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17 Dan Colchico: In Defense of Port Chicago [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Years after ammo ships blew up at the Port Chicago Naval Magazine docks in 1944, killing 320 people, the Navy decided to buy and destroy the tiny nearby town of Port Chicago, California--to save it from another Navy disaster. In 1968, Congress approved buyout funds. Saying the Navy should move, not the town, angry Port Chicagoans fought back. One lifelong resident, Dan Colchico, a San Francisco '49er linebacker, chased federal marshals trying to serve eviction papers off his porch with a loaded ... more info>> (Published: 2007)

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Category: History
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18 Desperate Times [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Desperate times demand desperate measures. She argues the bet answer to burgeoning world population is better food production. He argues for drastic population reduction. He calls her answer fantasy. She calls his genocide. They argue. They make love. He acts. (Published: 1996)

Words: 848 - Reading Time: 2-3 min.
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19 Don't Touch [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Carey is a lowlife crook, but he's pretty smart. Breaks into this rich old guy's super-secure vault and takes home some fancy stuff, including a rich-looking box. The box is old, rich, and caked in hardened wax or something. Valuable stuff inside, maybe. Diamonds. Gold. Something good. Takes a deft touch to open it and look inside. Then.... (Published: 2006)

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20 Doubles [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  A scientist orders a drink, a double, and tells the barkeep that he's fiddled around with time and goofed; the world is going to end. But not to worry; it'll take a few thousand years before--wait; if I tell you more, I'll give away the ending, and this description will be longer than the story. Trust me: you have time to read it. (Published: 1992)

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21 Duty [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  An alien virus has infected the human race and nobody stop it. That men can't get erections is just a symptom; men can't produce sperm. If a solution isn't found soon, there'll be no babies. End of the world. Enter Dr. Orville Cribbs, short, bald, and self-admittedly ugly, the only man who can rise, so to speak, to the occasion. (Published: 2000)

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22 Fairy BrewHaHa at the Lucky Nickel Saloon [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Us regulars at the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Avenue, Laramie, Wyoming Territory, US of A, are shocked to hear from Mick, the Irish barkeep, that his mortgage is due tomorrow. Bankruptcy looms, dire straits for certain sure, as we-all're broke and none of us can get credit nowheres else. Sudden-like, a gang of fairies invades town. They're intent of robbing the circus, just arrived in town for a show, of payroll gold. But before the robbery, said bandits intend to get drunk on Fairy BrewHaHa, c... more info>> (Published: 2005)

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23 From Idea to Story in 90 Seconds: A Writer's Primer [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  In plain, unambiguous prose, writers will learn where all writers from Shakespeare to J.K. Rowling get story ideas. Theory is married to practice as writers learn how to generate compelling--salable--story ideas instantly, repeatedly and effortlessly in any circumstances. Time needed: less than 90 seconds. Equipment needed: not even a pencil! Designed primarily for new writers of genre (plot-driven) short fiction, the notions presented here may also benefit advanced writers, writers of literary ... more info>> (Published: 2005)

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24 Gone Fishin' [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Three old people have survived the wars and plagues, but they're dying. One day, one of them catches a fish. They haven't eaten meat in years. But this fish isn't what it seems. It's part machine, something left over from before. Eat or bury it? (Published: 2003)

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25 Good Dog [MultiFormat]
by Ken Rand
  Silver is a good dog. The alien Truan have augmented her and others like her to replace the alien's beloved pet lom, not allowed on Earth. Silver speaks, and thinks. She helps Garras hunt a wild buck human in the Cascade Preserve. They find and corner one. It is clever. Treacherous. And it has a secret. (Published: 2000) Year's Best Science Fiction Honorable Mention

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